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View Poll Results: Physical Intimacy
Celibacy 10 47.62%
Hot Meaningless Sex 11 52.38%
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:16 AM   #1
Shawnee123
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A kinder gentler push into madness, eh?
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:19 AM   #2
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Yeeeessss, my pretty.
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:21 AM   #3
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Sounds exactly like the kind of shit I'd fall for, too.

Run away! Run away!
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:23 AM   #4
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Why run, the flying monkeys will catch you anyway.
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:24 AM   #5
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I've got repellent.

In fact, everything about me is repellent.
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:20 PM   #6
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I have a song, a little ditty that I came up with when I accidently got gas on me while putting it in a scooter:

Gasoline! Gasoline! Gasoliiine!
Keeps the boys away from me.....
Gasoline Gasoliiiine!

What do you want from me......
Smell like gasoliiine gasoliiine.....gasoliiine....

There that's it. Don't let my talent overwhelm you.
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Old 01-23-2009, 04:38 PM   #7
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Sounds like a number one hit to me, Doyle.
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Old 01-23-2009, 05:09 PM   #8
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Why thank you...I think it's kind of "catchy".
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:46 AM   #9
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Matchless.
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:40 AM   #10
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I see what you did thar.

Punny.
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