What's perplexing you today? - Page 6

Bruce 9012 · 04-22-2010, 11:34 PM

Everything looks worse through rose colored glasses. says Bono.

classicman · 04-23-2010, 10:26 AM

thats why he has multiple pairs ...

Shawnee123 · 04-23-2010, 10:30 AM

Yabbut, he's a dickhead.

squirell nutkin · 04-23-2010, 11:12 AM

damn, Catholic rock stars get more ass than a toilet seat. What's up with that?

Shawnee123 · 04-23-2010, 11:40 AM

They were taught at a young age, when they were altar boys.

glatt · 04-23-2010, 11:43 AM

I read this as "They were taut at a young age, when they were alter boys."

Which is also gross.

Shawnee123 · 04-23-2010, 11:45 AM

Gross, yes...but heeelarious!

Spexxvet · 04-23-2010, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I have a pair of Magic Clips and one of the arms recently broke off right at the frame. Otherwise the glasses are in perfect condition. I don't want to buy a whole new set of frames/lenses/sunglasses, but I haven't been able to get them fixed. I don't remember how much they cost, but I know it was a lot.

You should be able to get just the temple, although there are some vendors who sell only complete units. You should not have to buy new Rx lenses.

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Get the Bendium ones that don't break:

Ain't nuttin that don't break.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Do they make these in prescription?

Yes, here's your Rx:

Suck on 1 Bono 3x daily until completely gay.

Shawnee123 · 04-23-2010, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Ain't nutkin that don't break.

Yes, here's your Rx:

Suck on 1 Bono 3x daily until completely gay.

Fixed part of it for you (hey, it's all the rage!)

I wouldn't suck on Bono with someone else's mouth.

lumberjim · 05-12-2010, 12:05 PM

Why do people that work in the 'Hair Business' love puns so much?

Shear Pleasure
Shear Perfection
Hair today Gone tomorrow

all local hair cutteries.

I just loaded a deal for a stylist... his email begins with 'hairim'

I've been pulling my hair out over this. It just won't gel for me.

jinx · 05-12-2010, 12:13 PM

Twisted Scissors...

Why do I get poison ivy rashes from eating mangoes, and why can't I stop?

classicman · 05-12-2010, 12:43 PM

I hair what your sayin' Jim.

Clodfobble · 05-12-2010, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Why do I get poison ivy rashes from eating mangoes, and why can't I stop?

There's a lot of evidence that people crave the foods they're mildly allergic to, because the allergic reaction involves a release of endorphins.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-12-2010, 01:42 PM

Itching is an excuse to touch yourself.

jinx · 05-12-2010, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

There's a lot of evidence that people crave the foods they're mildly allergic to, because the allergic reaction involves a release of endorphins.

Well that would be just like me... similar to going thru several bottles of hot sauce and hot salsa every week I imagine...

04-23-2010, 10:26 AM	#77
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	thats why he has multiple pairs ... Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-23-2010, 10:30 AM	#78
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yabbut, he's a dickhead. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-23-2010, 11:12 AM	#79
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	damn, Catholic rock stars get more ass than a toilet seat. What's up with that? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

04-23-2010, 11:40 AM	#80
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	They were taught at a young age, when they were altar boys. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-23-2010, 11:45 AM	#82
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Gross, yes...but heeelarious! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-22-2010, 11:34 PM	#76
Bruce 9012 Living in the blast crater Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dayton, Oh Posts: 123	Everything looks worse through rose colored glasses. says Bono.

04-23-2010, 11:43 AM	#81
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I read this as "They were taut at a young age, when they were alter boys." Which is also gross.

05-12-2010, 12:05 PM	#85
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Why do people that work in the 'Hair Business' love puns so much? Shear Pleasure Shear Perfection Hair today Gone tomorrow all local hair cutteries. I just loaded a deal for a stylist... his email begins with 'hairim' I've been pulling my hair out over this. It just won't gel for me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-12-2010, 12:13 PM	#86
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Twisted Scissors... Why do I get poison ivy rashes from eating mangoes, and why can't I stop? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-12-2010, 12:43 PM	#87
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I hair what your sayin' Jim. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-12-2010, 01:42 PM	#89
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Itching is an excuse to touch yourself. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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