Random Thoughts - Page 62

sexobon · 04-01-2020, 08:00 PM

If the new social distance is 6 ft., I wonder what the anti-social distance is now.

monster · 04-01-2020, 08:57 PM

anything less than 6'

Griff · 04-02-2020, 06:41 AM

True Words

Carruthers · 04-03-2020, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

I wonder if there's a bailout for the porn industry; or, if it was deemed essential?

Have there been any reports of porn panic buying?

Griff · 04-03-2020, 08:48 AM

I don't want to brag but I've got the Fast and Furious Hot Wheels set.

sexobon · 04-05-2020, 01:58 PM

They should probably rewrite the theme lyrics to Green Acres. Getting allergic smelling hay doesn't sound so bad anymore.

monster · 04-11-2020, 01:45 AM

Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing.

?

BigV · 04-11-2020, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing.

?

Then we'd have two, so, six feet. Wouldn't that bug you? I say nay, nay, nay. There can be only one, or three as the case may be.

sexobon · 04-27-2020, 10:30 PM

Notice how peaceful it's been without that Undertoad fellow going around acting like he owns the place.

monster · 04-28-2020, 10:52 AM

I noticed how much less interesting and friendly it had been

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-28-2020, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

I wonder if there's a bailout for the porn industry; or, if it was deemed essential?

Rumor has it they're stuck on trying to figure how to get in copulation range -- with social distancing. Some are predicting it'll be the ruin of the industry for this year. As for the "actors/actresses"...

monster · 04-28-2020, 07:05 PM

They need Billy

xoxoxoBruce · 04-29-2020, 12:41 AM

Quote:

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only Five foot four.

sexobon · 04-29-2020, 11:29 AM

What if (I know, I know; but, bear with me...it's a doozy) Undertoad has sent himself to Coventry and is actually posting in threads and maybe even starting new ones; but, we just can't see them. He can see them on the Administrator's board, get some satisfaction out of it now, then move them all back onto the public board for all to see when he returns. It could happen!

fargon · 04-29-2020, 11:32 AM

Undertoad Please Come Home.

04-01-2020, 08:57 PM	#917
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	anything less than 6' __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-02-2020, 06:41 AM	#918
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	True Words __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-03-2020, 08:48 AM	#920
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I don't want to brag but I've got the Fast and Furious Hot Wheels set. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-11-2020, 01:45 AM	#922
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing. ? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-28-2020, 10:52 AM	#925
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I noticed how much less interesting and friendly it had been __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-01-2020, 08:00 PM	#916
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	If the new social distance is 6 ft., I wonder what the anti-social distance is now.

04-05-2020, 01:58 PM	#921
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	They should probably rewrite the theme lyrics to Green Acres. Getting allergic smelling hay doesn't sound so bad anymore.

04-27-2020, 10:30 PM	#924
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Notice how peaceful it's been without that Undertoad fellow going around acting like he owns the place.

04-28-2020, 07:05 PM	#927
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	They need Billy __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-29-2020, 11:29 AM	#929
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	What if (I know, I know; but, bear with me...it's a doozy) Undertoad has sent himself to Coventry and is actually posting in threads and maybe even starting new ones; but, we just can't see them. He can see them on the Administrator's board, get some satisfaction out of it now, then move them all back onto the public board for all to see when he returns. It could happen!

04-29-2020, 11:32 AM	#930
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Undertoad Please Come Home. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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