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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind - but doesn't do shit for a badly chafed penis.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind, and replaces it with the heart-rending screams of dry soul.
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
Posts: 1,794
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The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind while gently massaging your ego
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind, and the spiky blues of writers' block.
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
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The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind, but won't scratch that spot you can't reach.
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The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind by inducing wet dreams.
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
Posts: 1,794
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The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry minded fools like yourself
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The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind's eye for pie in the sky.
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection from the dreaded Cellar Ass... I mean Asp.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. Unless you like it in the arse, in which case maintaining eye contact is tricky.
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. Maintain the Tip Mug to ensure continued Cellar Fun.
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection, or look away and die. We respect your right to be a moron.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection.
Also, don't drop the soap.
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
Posts: 1,794
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The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. we wont tell you which eye until after sports and the weather
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The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection and killer epitaph.
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