The "Respond to the Cellar Tagline" Thread - Page 7

Elspode · 03-25-2007, 11:06 PM

The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind - but doesn't do shit for a badly chafed penis.

monster · 03-25-2007, 11:12 PM

The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind, and replaces it with the heart-rending screams of dry soul.

Kagen4o4 · 03-26-2007, 03:45 AM

The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind while gently massaging your ego

Sundae · 03-26-2007, 04:26 AM

The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind, and the spiky blues of writers' block.

Spexxvet · 03-26-2007, 08:51 AM

The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind, but won't scratch that spot you can't reach.

03-27-2007, 02:59 AM

The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind by inducing wet dreams.

Kagen4o4 · 03-27-2007, 04:56 AM

The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry minded fools like yourself

03-28-2007, 02:57 AM

The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind's eye for pie in the sky.

Spexxvet · 03-28-2007, 08:12 AM

The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection from the dreaded Cellar Ass... I mean Asp.

Sundae · 03-28-2007, 08:26 AM

The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. Unless you like it in the arse, in which case maintaining eye contact is tricky.

Elspode · 03-28-2007, 06:31 PM

The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. Maintain the Tip Mug to ensure continued Cellar Fun.

Aliantha · 03-29-2007, 01:28 AM

The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection, or look away and die. We respect your right to be a moron.

Flint · 03-29-2007, 08:41 AM

The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection.

Also, don't drop the soap.

Kagen4o4 · 03-29-2007, 05:21 PM

The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. we wont tell you which eye until after sports and the weather

03-31-2007, 04:09 AM

The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection and killer epitaph.

03-25-2007, 11:06 PM	#91
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind - but doesn't do shit for a badly chafed penis. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-25-2007, 11:12 PM	#92
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind, and replaces it with the heart-rending screams of dry soul. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-26-2007, 03:45 AM	#93
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind while gently massaging your ego __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-26-2007, 04:26 AM	#94
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind, and the spiky blues of writers' block. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-26-2007, 08:51 AM	#95
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind, but won't scratch that spot you can't reach. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-27-2007, 02:59 AM	#96
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind by inducing wet dreams.

03-27-2007, 04:56 AM	#97
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry minded fools like yourself __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-28-2007, 02:57 AM	#98
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	The Cellar: Soothes the itchy redness of dry mind's eye for pie in the sky.

03-28-2007, 08:12 AM	#99
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection from the dreaded Cellar Ass... I mean Asp. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-28-2007, 08:26 AM	#100
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. Unless you like it in the arse, in which case maintaining eye contact is tricky. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-28-2007, 06:31 PM	#101
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. Maintain the Tip Mug to ensure continued Cellar Fun. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-29-2007, 01:28 AM	#102
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection, or look away and die. We respect your right to be a moron. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-29-2007, 08:41 AM	#103
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. Also, don't drop the soap. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-29-2007, 05:21 PM	#104
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection. we wont tell you which eye until after sports and the weather __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-31-2007, 04:09 AM	#105
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection and killer epitaph.

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