I hope you step on a Lego - Page 8

Gravdigr · 11-25-2014, 01:58 AM

I hope you have an infected nosehair.

I hope you get a chapped cooch.

Aliantha · 11-25-2014, 04:42 AM

I hope I don't run out of Gin.

Oh, wrong thread. But I really hope I don't.

Aliantha · 11-25-2014, 04:44 AM

I hope you do one of those slimy shits that no amount of toilet paper is able to clean the skids from you bum, then you get in a minor crash, but they have to cut your clothes off and they find the skid marks, and it's the really hot nurse and doctor that have to do it.

glatt · 11-25-2014, 08:54 AM

I hope you forget that that pair of pants had a hole in the pocket, and you lose some of the change you put in there.

Spexxvet · 11-25-2014, 09:01 AM

I hope you get a pimple in your ear

Gravdigr · 11-25-2014, 03:55 PM

I hope the cherry on the end of that roach gives you a lip blister.

Also, that you suck a little piece of weed out of the joint, and it gets stuck on that little hangy-down, punching bag-looking thing in the back of your mouth.

Undertoad · 11-25-2014, 04:26 PM

too harsh!

Gravdigr · 11-25-2014, 04:44 PM

I hope you develop a freckle on yer schmekel.

Undertoad · 11-25-2014, 07:13 PM

I hope the glass part on your big outdoor thermometer slips a little bit, so you always think it's 5 degrees colder outside than it actually is.

lumberjim · 11-25-2014, 08:23 PM

I hope you get a speeding ticket

lumberjim · 11-25-2014, 10:34 PM

I hope you have an asthma attack

monster · 11-25-2014, 11:53 PM

woah! Is this like Millionaire -now we've progressed there's no going back to the lego without risk of losing it all?

I hope a bird shits on your windshield and your washer water is frozen

monster · 11-26-2014, 12:04 AM

I hope your haiku
Has an extra syllable
Or one too few

lumberjim · 11-26-2014, 12:13 AM

It's not serious.

Just kidding

sexobon · 11-26-2014, 12:19 AM

I hope you were taken seriously when you were just kidding.

11-25-2014, 01:58 AM	#106
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope you have an infected nosehair. I hope you get a chapped cooch. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-25-2014, 04:42 AM	#107
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I hope I don't run out of Gin. Oh, wrong thread. But I really hope I don't. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-25-2014, 04:44 AM	#108
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I hope you do one of those slimy shits that no amount of toilet paper is able to clean the skids from you bum, then you get in a minor crash, but they have to cut your clothes off and they find the skid marks, and it's the really hot nurse and doctor that have to do it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-25-2014, 09:01 AM	#110
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I hope you get a pimple in your ear __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-25-2014, 03:55 PM	#111
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope the cherry on the end of that roach gives you a lip blister. Also, that you suck a little piece of weed out of the joint, and it gets stuck on that little hangy-down, punching bag-looking thing in the back of your mouth. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-25-2014, 08:54 AM	#109
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I hope you forget that that pair of pants had a hole in the pocket, and you lose some of the change you put in there.

11-25-2014, 04:26 PM	#112
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	too harsh!

11-25-2014, 04:44 PM	#113
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope you develop a freckle on yer schmekel. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-25-2014, 07:13 PM	#114
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I hope the glass part on your big outdoor thermometer slips a little bit, so you always think it's 5 degrees colder outside than it actually is.

11-25-2014, 08:23 PM	#115
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you get a speeding ticket __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-25-2014, 10:34 PM	#116
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you have an asthma attack __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-25-2014, 11:53 PM	#117
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	woah! Is this like Millionaire -now we've progressed there's no going back to the lego without risk of losing it all? I hope a bird shits on your windshield and your washer water is frozen __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-26-2014, 12:04 AM	#118
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope your haiku Has an extra syllable Or one too few __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-26-2014, 12:13 AM	#119
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It's not serious. Just kidding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-26-2014, 12:19 AM	#120
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I hope you were taken seriously when you were just kidding.

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