Cellar tag lines - Page 8

Elspode · 11-08-2003, 11:52 PM

Th Sellur...nawt thu playce to bee if u kent spel or rite gud.

lumberjim · 11-11-2003, 07:01 PM

The Cellar. Giving you a "No Hurl Guarantee" since 1990

elSicomoro · 11-11-2003, 07:04 PM

Nah...some of the posts/images on here can make people hurl.

lumberjim · 11-11-2003, 07:51 PM

ok, how bout this:

The Cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face.

11-11-2003, 07:58 PM

That doesn't apply to me though, so we should probably stick a disclaimer in there.

The Cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face. Except Dave, who will make it a point to ensure that you never forget it.

lumberjim · 11-11-2003, 08:05 PM

i like where you're going with that, dave, but i just don't know if your head would get to "swole up" with your name in lights like that. maybe this:

the cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face. Unless you deserve it.

Elspode · 11-12-2003, 09:33 PM

How about:

"The Cellar - not the place to be if you are chronically depressed, bipolar, borderline, irrationally attention-seeking or just plain whacked in the head."

Undertoad · 11-12-2003, 10:13 PM

Too long.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-13-2003, 03:49 AM

And contradictory to the history of the net.

Elspode · 11-13-2003, 11:16 AM

Ok...how about "Welcome to The Cellar...thanks, we already have enough dipshits"?

lumberjim · 11-13-2003, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode
Ok...how about "Welcome to The Cellar...thanks, we already have enough dipshits"?

DING DING DING! we have a winner!

tell him what he's won, bob!

OnyxCougar · 11-13-2003, 11:49 AM

I really miss Carl Sagan.

Undertoad · 11-13-2003, 11:55 AM

Doesn't fit the convention, it has to start with

The Cellar:

But I took the hint and changed the tag anyway. Since we've had such success with the previous one, let's see what this one brings!

I save off all the tag lines people suggest, by the way, except for the ones that are utterly lame. So any of 'em may appear at any time... subject to my Own Personal Whim! Bwahahaha

Elspode · 11-13-2003, 01:26 PM

There are so many advantages to being a benevolent dictator, one hardly knows which to favor...

lumberjim · 11-20-2003, 06:49 PM

the cellar: getting weirder by the minute ( ala april)

the cellar: spelling counts ( ala dave/luvbugz)

the cellar: please show your work ( ala dave again)

the cellar: not nearly as dank and musty as the name suggests (ala undertoad)

the cellar: deep thoughts by shallow people (ala Elspode)

the cellar: where the men are men, and the women.... might be men too, who knows? (ala...i don't have an ala for this one, i just thought it was funny)

11-08-2003, 11:52 PM	#106
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Th Sellur...nawt thu playce to bee if u kent spel or rite gud. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-11-2003, 07:01 PM	#107
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The Cellar. Giving you a "No Hurl Guarantee" since 1990 __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-11-2003, 07:51 PM	#109
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok, how bout this: The Cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-11-2003, 08:05 PM	#111
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i like where you're going with that, dave, but i just don't know if your head would get to "swole up" with your name in lights like that. maybe this: the cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face. Unless you deserve it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-12-2003, 09:33 PM	#112
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	How about: "The Cellar - not the place to be if you are chronically depressed, bipolar, borderline, irrationally attention-seeking or just plain whacked in the head." __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-11-2003, 07:04 PM	#108
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Nah...some of the posts/images on here can make people hurl.

11-11-2003, 07:58 PM	#110
dave Guest Posts: n/a	That doesn't apply to me though, so we should probably stick a disclaimer in there. The Cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face. Except Dave, who will make it a point to ensure that you never forget it.

11-12-2003, 10:13 PM	#113
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Too long.

11-13-2003, 03:49 AM	#114
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And contradictory to the history of the net. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-13-2003, 11:16 AM	#115
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Ok...how about "Welcome to The Cellar...thanks, we already have enough dipshits"? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-13-2003, 11:49 AM	#117
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	I really miss Carl Sagan. __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

11-13-2003, 11:55 AM	#118
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Doesn't fit the convention, it has to start with The Cellar: But I took the hint and changed the tag anyway. Since we've had such success with the previous one, let's see what this one brings! I save off all the tag lines people suggest, by the way, except for the ones that are utterly lame. So any of 'em may appear at any time... subject to my Own Personal Whim! Bwahahaha

11-13-2003, 01:26 PM	#119
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	There are so many advantages to being a benevolent dictator, one hardly knows which to favor... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-20-2003, 06:49 PM	#120
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the cellar: getting weirder by the minute ( ala april) the cellar: spelling counts ( ala dave/luvbugz) the cellar: please show your work ( ala dave again) the cellar: not nearly as dank and musty as the name suggests (ala undertoad) the cellar: deep thoughts by shallow people (ala Elspode) the cellar: where the men are men, and the women.... might be men too, who knows? (ala...i don't have an ala for this one, i just thought it was funny) __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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