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11-25-2014, 12:58 AM
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I hope you have an infected nosehair.
I hope you get a chapped cooch.
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11-25-2014, 03:42 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
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I hope I don't run out of Gin.
Oh, wrong thread. But I really hope I don't.
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11-25-2014, 03:44 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
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I hope you do one of those slimy shits that no amount of toilet paper is able to clean the skids from you bum, then you get in a minor crash, but they have to cut your clothes off and they find the skid marks, and it's the really hot nurse and doctor that have to do it.
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11-25-2014, 07:54 AM
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I hope you forget that that pair of pants had a hole in the pocket, and you lose some of the change you put in there.
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11-25-2014, 08:01 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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I hope you get a pimple in your ear
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11-25-2014, 02:55 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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I hope the cherry on the end of that roach gives you a lip blister.
Also, that you suck a little piece of weed out of the joint, and it gets stuck on that little hangy-down, punching bag-looking thing in the back of your mouth.
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11-25-2014, 03:26 PM
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too harsh!
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11-25-2014, 03:44 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I hope you develop a freckle on yer schmekel.
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11-25-2014, 06:13 PM
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Radical Centrist
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I hope the glass part on your big outdoor thermometer slips a little bit, so you always think it's 5 degrees colder outside than it actually is.
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11-25-2014, 07:23 PM
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I can hear my ears
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I hope you get a speeding ticket
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11-25-2014, 09:34 PM
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I can hear my ears
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I hope you have an asthma attack
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11-25-2014, 10:53 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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woah! Is this like Millionaire -now we've progressed there's no going back to the lego without risk of losing it all?
I hope a bird shits on your windshield and your washer water is frozen
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11-25-2014, 11:04 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I hope your haiku
Has an extra syllable Or one too few
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11-25-2014, 11:13 PM
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I can hear my ears
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It's not serious.
Just kidding
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11-25-2014, 11:19 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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I hope you were taken seriously when you were just kidding.
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