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10-29-2006, 08:58 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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Chuck INVENTED Mr. T
then kicked his ass and gave him a mohawk.
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03-24-2010, 10:54 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Chuck Norris is the only food not improved by adding Bacon
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03-24-2010, 11:05 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Chuck Norris IS Bacon
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03-24-2010, 11:09 PM
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I can hear my ears
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If Chuck Norris Kicks your ass in the Forest, and no one is there to hear it..... IT STILL MAKES A SOUND
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03-25-2010, 12:07 AM
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Master of the Domain
Join Date: Mar 2010
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How do you keep Chuck Norris busy whole day?
You put him in a round room and tell him to find a corner. What does he come back and tell you? He tells you that he found a corner!
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03-25-2010, 06:11 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
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03-25-2010, 06:27 AM
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Master of the Domain
Join Date: Mar 2010
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity......twice!
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03-25-2010, 11:25 AM
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I got nothing
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central PA
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Following a nuclear war, only two things will survive...cockroaches and Chuck Norris. If, that is, Chuck allows the roaches to live.
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03-25-2010, 11:25 AM
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I got nothing
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The world won't end in 2012...it will end when Chuck Norris SAYS it will end.
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03-25-2010, 11:26 AM
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I got nothing
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Chuck Norris was here BEFORE the Big Bang.
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03-25-2010, 10:54 PM
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Master of the Domain
Join Date: Mar 2010
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Once God decided to kill Chuck Norris. He failed........................miserably.
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