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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: Kind of old and musty, like Grandma's morning breath
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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08-03-2007, 09:11 AM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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The Cellar: Fragrant like grandma's wet poodle.
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08-03-2007, 11:03 AM
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This is a fully functional babe lair
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Akron, OH
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Madness..? This is THE CELLARRR!!!
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08-03-2007, 11:14 AM
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Lecturer
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08-07-2007, 12:34 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
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The Cellar: WE have the missing Iraqi weapons
The Cellar: We're the mixed nuts that your recipe calls for |
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08-07-2007, 09:13 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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The Cellar: We never claimed to be tolerant. -derived from wolf
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08-07-2007, 10:29 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Cellarite sisters are doin' it for themselves
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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08-10-2007, 01:35 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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----- The Cellar: Quantas, Jujube, Salcedo, Ford Fairlane The Cellar: You are ten seconds away from the most embarrassing post of your life The Cellar: Look out! Here comes your boss! The Cellar: Same Bat-time, Same Bat-channel The Cellar: Wrecked 'im? Damn near killed 'im! The Cellar: The Saltine Cracker In The Communion Of Life The Cellar: ALL HAIL THE UNDERHYPONOTOAD
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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08-10-2007, 08:30 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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:p The Cellar: be sure to stock up on batteries.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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08-10-2007, 02:46 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
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The Cellar: Eine kleine nacht moussaka
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08-10-2007, 02:56 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Superb, barefoot
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08-10-2007, 10:50 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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The Cellar: Filmed Before A Live Studio Audience
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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08-19-2007, 12:29 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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The Cellar: Absinthe and peppermints
The Cellar: Spanning the globe, to bring you the constant variety of sport The Cellar: Okay, who drank the last mimsy? The Cellar: We can go sleep at home tonight, if we can get up and walk away The Cellar: Watch for our Caucasian History Month special, Velveeta on white bread with Miracle Whip! The Cellar: The crusty stain on the bedsheets of the Internet The Cellar: Down the road, load loosened...and out of breath
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08-19-2007, 02:42 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: This is your inner child -- I escaped, and I just robbed a liquor store.
The Cellar: We Never Drink - Whine The Cellar: Your sister takes a spit-bucket to frat parties. The Cellar: This is the most honest, caring relationship we've ever been in.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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08-20-2007, 12:22 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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The Cellar: truth be told, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
The Cellar: You might not be man enough The Cellar: Has a very itchy asshole The Cellar: our user titles just keep getting weirder The Cellar: fuck you, you fucking fuck! The Cellar: How's my driving? 1.800. EAT.DICK The Cellar: you have no right to expect us to be nice to you The Cellar: If you think you're cool, we'll disabuse you of the notion posthaste The Cellar: That smell is your own breath blowing back in your face The Cellar: Shut up, bitch. Go make me a turkey potpie!
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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