APB: Cellarites missing. - Page 83

Pete Zicato · 01-13-2010, 01:59 PM

You have to have a license to be Queen???

Queen of the Ryche · 01-13-2010, 03:15 PM

Funny Pete! THAT takes much more than a license.......it's in the blood.

kerosene · 01-14-2010, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuancoRocks

With the hobo?

He and the hobo ran off together. They both escaped my dungeon and are on their way to Guatemala, last I heard.

Really, I am not sure what keeps HLJ away...I think he has been super busy with work, probably.

ZenGum · 01-15-2010, 12:53 AM

Hi y'all!

I'm back from the bush but I'm still a bit bushed. And I'm now starting at my new job so that is keeping me busy.

This is just a quick drop by to say hi, but there was one story from the festival I want to share. I do some volunteering, helping with the first aid, which is how I heard this story, but thank goodness I wasn't there.

A chap was brought in; he didn't speak English well, but it was clear that there was "something" in his ear. Moving. The docs held him down and had a look with the ear-thingy, yep, something there alright, and so the procedure is to flood the ear with oil. This should drown the critter and then it can be fished out with tweezers. (oil is better than water because many insects can survive under water for hours). Anyway, they poured in the oil ... and a 6 centimeter long centipede crawled out of the guys ear and ran across the doctor's hand!

At least it wasn't actually deadly.

SteveDallas · 01-15-2010, 02:01 AM

Khan???

monster · 01-15-2010, 07:44 AM

Chaka Khan?

squirell nutkin · 01-15-2010, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

A chap was brought in; he didn't speak English well, but it was clear that there was "something" in his ear. Moving. The docs held him down and had a look with the ear-thingy, yep, something there alright, and so the procedure is to flood the ear with oil. This should drown the critter and then it can be fished out with tweezers. (oil is better than water because many insects can survive under water for hours). Anyway, they poured in the oil ... and a 6 centimeter long centipede crawled out of the guys ear and ran across the doctor's hand!

At least it wasn't actually deadly.

Been there, done that:
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...&postcount=356

Pie · 01-15-2010, 12:59 PM

Glad you're back, Zen!

casimendocina · 01-16-2010, 09:33 PM

Liking the new job so far? Has there been any time to go and pay homage to Twinkie and Binkie?

ZenGum · 01-18-2010, 04:01 AM

Well, today's 3 hour planning meeting resulted in another meeting this afternoon and another one on Wednesday, and then every Friday for the next 6 weeks, and every Wednesday for the rest of the year.

No kidding.

I have not yet seen any students at all.

squirell nutkin · 01-18-2010, 11:43 AM

Are you sure there are any students at all? This whole thing might be an elaborate ruse to some nefarious end.

Did the new job seem too good to be true?

Keep your eyes open!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-18-2010, 12:16 PM

Are the meetings on a remote island... with an underwater entrance to a lake in a hollow volcano? Do you have to wear a uniform with strange symbols? Does the leader have a white cat on his lap?

casimendocina · 01-18-2010, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

I have not yet seen any students at all.

Would that possibly be because they're all on holiday? If you're particularly feeling the lack of student consultations, some actual students who go to your institution can be sent in your direction.

casimendocina · 01-18-2010, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Are the meetings on a remote island... with an underwater entrance to a lake in a hollow volcano? Do you have to wear a uniform with strange symbols? Does the leader have a white cat on his lap?

There is a mysterious tombstone on the "Siberian" side of the lake with strange symbols etched onto it....

sugarpop · 01-18-2010, 05:49 PM

I've been away because of back pain. It had gotten so bad I could barely sit at a computer. Had surgery about two weeks ago. Pain is slowly going away. I'll check in periodically. Hopefully soon I'll be able to use the computer as much as I want.

01-13-2010, 01:59 PM	#1231
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	You have to have a license to be Queen??? __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

01-13-2010, 03:15 PM	#1232
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Funny Pete! THAT takes much more than a license.......it's in the blood. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

01-15-2010, 12:53 AM	#1234
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hi y'all! I'm back from the bush but I'm still a bit bushed. And I'm now starting at my new job so that is keeping me busy. This is just a quick drop by to say hi, but there was one story from the festival I want to share. I do some volunteering, helping with the first aid, which is how I heard this story, but thank goodness I wasn't there. A chap was brought in; he didn't speak English well, but it was clear that there was "something" in his ear. Moving. The docs held him down and had a look with the ear-thingy, yep, something there alright, and so the procedure is to flood the ear with oil. This should drown the critter and then it can be fished out with tweezers. (oil is better than water because many insects can survive under water for hours). Anyway, they poured in the oil ... and a 6 centimeter long centipede crawled out of the guys ear and ran across the doctor's hand! At least it wasn't actually deadly. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-15-2010, 07:44 AM	#1236
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Chaka Khan? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-15-2010, 12:59 PM	#1238
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Glad you're back, Zen! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-15-2010, 02:01 AM	#1235
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Khan???

01-16-2010, 09:33 PM	#1239
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Liking the new job so far? Has there been any time to go and pay homage to Twinkie and Binkie?

01-18-2010, 04:01 AM	#1240
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well, today's 3 hour planning meeting resulted in another meeting this afternoon and another one on Wednesday, and then every Friday for the next 6 weeks, and every Wednesday for the rest of the year. No kidding. I have not yet seen any students at all. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-18-2010, 11:43 AM	#1241
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Are you sure there are any students at all? This whole thing might be an elaborate ruse to some nefarious end. Did the new job seem too good to be true? Keep your eyes open! __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-18-2010, 12:16 PM	#1242
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Are the meetings on a remote island... with an underwater entrance to a lake in a hollow volcano? Do you have to wear a uniform with strange symbols? Does the leader have a white cat on his lap? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-18-2010, 05:49 PM	#1245
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	I've been away because of back pain. It had gotten so bad I could barely sit at a computer. Had surgery about two weeks ago. Pain is slowly going away. I'll check in periodically. Hopefully soon I'll be able to use the computer as much as I want.

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