The utterly pointless Clint Eastwood Thread

lumberjim · 10-28-2006, 01:04 AM

Chuck Norris turned out to be a retard.

Clint Eastwood lights his cigars with pictures of Chuck Norris recieving his diagnosis of erectile disfunction.

Elspode · 10-28-2006, 01:07 AM

Clint Eastwood is looking for a new orangutan. Chuck Norris is first in line for the Monday call.

lumberjim · 10-28-2006, 01:09 AM

Clint Eastwood created the Grand Canyon by dragging Chuck Norris back and forth by his pubes.

10-28-2006, 01:22 AM

Clint Eastwood said to Chuck Norris "Go ahead, make my Sunday."

lumberjim · 10-28-2006, 10:47 AM

Chuck Norris used to have a full beard. Clint Eastwood scared most of it away by raising one of his eyebrows.

Sheldonrs · 10-31-2006, 12:36 PM

Chuck Norris has a new tv show coming out. It's called "I Need A Walker, Texas Ranger".

Spexxvet · 10-31-2006, 12:42 PM

Clint's new movie: A Fistful of Dollars Shoved Up Chuck Norris' Ass

barefoot serpent · 10-31-2006, 12:48 PM

when Clint squints, Chuck ducks.

edit: fix'n teh typo

Flint · 10-31-2006, 12:52 PM

Chuck Norris once challenged Clint Eastwood to a duel. Chuck was so cocky he said Clint could pick the weapon.

Clint Eastwood said "jazz piano"
...and then played some smooth riffs that caused every woman within a 10-mile radius to have a simultaneous orgasm.

Now it was Chuck's turn. He picked the piano up over his head and crushed the puny Clint Eastwood like a bug.

Now he's coming for you. You're all fucked.

dar512 · 11-06-2006, 02:01 PM

Great googly moogly, LJ. Chuck Norris is an actor. His movies and shows are make-believe. What would've happened if it turned out he was gay? Would your head explode?

I just don't understand your attitude. You sound betrayed. Was Chuck Norris supposed to warn you personally that he's Christian?

In addition, you have judged Chuck Norris solely because he is a Christian. Do you want people to judge you solely because you work for an auto dealer?

lumberjim · 11-06-2006, 03:20 PM

did you read the link wolf posted? it wasn;t that he was christian, it was that he was such a smarmy cunt about it.

btw, i appreciate your trying to call me out, and wish i had more time to flame with you.......can i get a rain check?

bbttww, flint, that was some funny shit

mrnoodle · 11-06-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

did you read the link wolf posted? it wasn;t that he was christian, it was that he didn't even act remotely apologetic about it.

Fixed.

lumberjim · 11-06-2006, 04:09 PM

yo. don;t misquote me, blasphemy boy.

mrnoodle · 11-06-2006, 04:10 PM

<3

dar512 · 11-06-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

did you read the link wolf posted? it wasn;t that he was christian, it was that he was such a smarmy cunt about it.

So you would have felt better if he'd been all macho about it -- "I'm a Christian. Smirk, and I will mash you to road kill."?

10-28-2006, 01:04 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The utterly pointless Clint Eastwood Thread Chuck Norris turned out to be a retard. Clint Eastwood lights his cigars with pictures of Chuck Norris recieving his diagnosis of erectile disfunction. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-28-2006, 01:07 AM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Clint Eastwood is looking for a new orangutan. Chuck Norris is first in line for the Monday call. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-28-2006, 01:09 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Clint Eastwood created the Grand Canyon by dragging Chuck Norris back and forth by his pubes. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-28-2006, 10:47 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Chuck Norris used to have a full beard. Clint Eastwood scared most of it away by raising one of his eyebrows. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-31-2006, 12:36 PM	#6
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Chuck Norris has a new tv show coming out. It's called "I Need A Walker, Texas Ranger". __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-28-2006, 01:22 AM	#4
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Clint Eastwood said to Chuck Norris "Go ahead, make my Sunday."

10-31-2006, 12:42 PM	#7
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Clint's new movie: A Fistful of Dollars Shoved Up Chuck Norris' Ass __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-31-2006, 12:48 PM	#8
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	when Clint squints, Chuck ducks. edit: fix'n teh typo __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading Last edited by barefoot serpent; 10-31-2006 at 12:53 PM.

10-31-2006, 12:52 PM	#9
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Chuck Norris once challenged Clint Eastwood to a duel. Chuck was so cocky he said Clint could pick the weapon. Clint Eastwood said "jazz piano" ...and then played some smooth riffs that caused every woman within a 10-mile radius to have a simultaneous orgasm. Now it was Chuck's turn. He picked the piano up over his head and crushed the puny Clint Eastwood like a bug. Now he's coming for you. You're all fucked. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-06-2006, 02:01 PM	#10
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Great googly moogly, LJ. Chuck Norris is an actor. His movies and shows are make-believe. What would've happened if it turned out he was gay? Would your head explode? I just don't understand your attitude. You sound betrayed. Was Chuck Norris supposed to warn you personally that he's Christian? In addition, you have judged Chuck Norris solely because he is a Christian. Do you want people to judge you solely because you work for an auto dealer? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

11-06-2006, 03:20 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	did you read the link wolf posted? it wasn;t that he was christian, it was that he was such a smarmy cunt about it. btw, i appreciate your trying to call me out, and wish i had more time to flame with you.......can i get a rain check? bbttww, flint, that was some funny shit __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-06-2006, 04:09 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yo. don;t misquote me, blasphemy boy. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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