Post your TMI here

footfootfoot · 11-04-2006, 09:26 AM

This thread is for those of you who are big fans of metaphoric train wrecks. You know you shouldn't, it will make you feel sick, but can't resist.

So post your TMI here for the rest of us to be gacked about.

Elspode · 11-05-2006, 11:31 AM

This would be tempting if I hadn't already posted my TMI in two different threads. I think Cellarites have probably had just about enough of my TMI.

Thin line between sharing and roughing the reader...

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 12:00 PM

I second Els emotion. My entire posting life here has been TMI.

Stormieweather · 11-05-2006, 12:08 PM

Hey, I'm still a newbie so I'm taking it easy with the TMI. Just give me time...give me time :p .

Stormie

Elspode · 11-05-2006, 12:11 PM

We'll let you know when we've had TMI, Stormie. I'm pretty sure we won't have been overwhelmed before your nipple pic shows up, anyway.

Undertoad · 11-05-2006, 01:53 PM

When I was 24 I felt a lump on my left nut. It scared the crap outta me. I went for ultrasound and they determined that it was a cyst, because it was filled with liquid and not solid.

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 06:16 PM

What's a TMI?

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

What's a TMI?

Too Much Information.

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 06:19 PM

lol...oh right. Hmmm...I've got lots of those. Let me get back to you.

Sundae · 11-06-2006, 01:01 PM

I was in the supermarket with a friend the other day, and sent him off to get me a jar of jalapenos. He came back with red ones, saying there were no green. As we were already near the front of the queue and it was my fault for forgetting in the first place, I took him at his word and bought them.

My mouth didn't notice much difference between red and green jalapenos. Neither did my digestive system.

My arse did.

Within six hours I was on the toilet every 20 minutes or so. The pain was so intense I thought that I would find the whole of my rectum hanging out when I went to wipe. In fact after a few sessions it did begin to pooch out a bit.

Even when I had finished on the toilet the fun wasn't over, when it all contracted back together again it hurt even more.

Basically I felt like someone has pulled my passage outside my body, sandpapered it down, rubbed it with vinegar and poison, then stuffed it back up inside again with a broken stick.

Don't tell me you meant emotional TMI now, please.

morethanpretty · 11-06-2006, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Within six hours I was on the toilet every 20 minutes or so. The pain was so intense I thought that I would find the whole of my rectum hanging out when I went to wipe. In fact after a few sessions it did begin to pooch out a bit.

Even when I had finished on the toilet the fun wasn't over, when it all contracted back together again it hurt even more.

Arg thats gross, I'm so sorry. You should get an periwash bottle (the squirty bottle they give pregnant/just delivered women), so that you can squirt water at it instead of having to wipe. Thats what my mother uses when she's sick or is having to go for a colonoscopy (sp?). I use one when I'm on my monthly, they help.

My TMI...hmmm well I haven't been G on here really but I also haven't given details...so here is some good stuff. My boyfriend likes to have sex from behind (not anal) so do I, hits the spot every time. :p

Elspode · 11-06-2006, 01:38 PM

SG, besides the periwash, you might also want to obtain a copy of Johnny Cash doing "Ring of Fire"... :p

mrnoodle · 11-06-2006, 03:56 PM

Where to begin.

One time, after pooping, I went to wipe and found that there was something refusing to break off/get wiped by the normal amount of pressure. I got an extra few squares of TP, grabbed it and pulled.

10 inches of tapeworm. I thought it was an undigested onion ring at first, but then I saw the segments. The doctor said it probably came from a dog or cat, or perhaps eating too-raw meat.

Undertoad · 11-06-2006, 04:11 PM

OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF

glatt · 11-06-2006, 04:13 PM

OK mrnoodle, if that's true, then you win.

11-04-2006, 09:26 AM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Post your TMI here This thread is for those of you who are big fans of metaphoric train wrecks. You know you shouldn't, it will make you feel sick, but can't resist. So post your TMI here for the rest of us to be gacked about. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-05-2006, 11:31 AM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	This would be tempting if I hadn't already posted my TMI in two different threads. I think Cellarites have probably had just about enough of my TMI. Thin line between sharing and roughing the reader... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-05-2006, 12:00 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I second Els emotion. My entire posting life here has been TMI. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-05-2006, 12:08 PM	#4
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Hey, I'm still a newbie so I'm taking it easy with the TMI. Just give me time...give me time :p . Stormie __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

11-05-2006, 12:11 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	We'll let you know when we've had TMI, Stormie. I'm pretty sure we won't have been overwhelmed before your nipple pic shows up, anyway. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-05-2006, 01:53 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	When I was 24 I felt a lump on my left nut. It scared the crap outta me. I went for ultrasound and they determined that it was a cyst, because it was filled with liquid and not solid.

11-05-2006, 06:16 PM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	What's a TMI? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2006, 06:19 PM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...oh right. Hmmm...I've got lots of those. Let me get back to you. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-06-2006, 01:01 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I was in the supermarket with a friend the other day, and sent him off to get me a jar of jalapenos. He came back with red ones, saying there were no green. As we were already near the front of the queue and it was my fault for forgetting in the first place, I took him at his word and bought them. My mouth didn't notice much difference between red and green jalapenos. Neither did my digestive system. My arse did. Within six hours I was on the toilet every 20 minutes or so. The pain was so intense I thought that I would find the whole of my rectum hanging out when I went to wipe. In fact after a few sessions it did begin to pooch out a bit. Even when I had finished on the toilet the fun wasn't over, when it all contracted back together again it hurt even more. Basically I felt like someone has pulled my passage outside my body, sandpapered it down, rubbed it with vinegar and poison, then stuffed it back up inside again with a broken stick. Don't tell me you meant emotional TMI now, please. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-06-2006, 01:38 PM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	SG, besides the periwash, you might also want to obtain a copy of Johnny Cash doing "Ring of Fire"... :p __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-06-2006, 03:56 PM	#13
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Where to begin. One time, after pooping, I went to wipe and found that there was something refusing to break off/get wiped by the normal amount of pressure. I got an extra few squares of TP, grabbed it and pulled. 10 inches of tapeworm. I thought it was an undigested onion ring at first, but then I saw the segments. The doctor said it probably came from a dog or cat, or perhaps eating too-raw meat. Attached Images __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

11-06-2006, 04:11 PM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF

11-06-2006, 04:13 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	OK mrnoodle, if that's true, then you win.

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