Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

Stormieweather · 12-07-2006, 12:14 PM

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Got any to add? :p

Elspode · 12-07-2006, 03:58 PM

11. Delusional - Good King Elspode

12. Pre-Menstrual - Deck the Halls, You Lazy Ass Sack of Shit Who Doesn't Care About Anything but Football and Tits

13. Sex-Addicted - Oh Come, Come, Come Now! Emmanuel

14. Sado-Mascochistic - God, Whip Me, Mary, Gentlemen...

15. Kleptomaniac - All I Want for Christmas is Your Two TVs

lumberjim · 12-07-2006, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

11. Delusional - Good King Elspode

12. Pre-Menstrual - Deck the Halls, You Lazy Ass Sack of Shit Who Doesn't Care About Anything but Football and Tits

13. Sex-Addicted - Oh Come, Come, Come Now! Emmanuel

14. Sado-Mascochistic - God, Whip Me, Mary, Gentlemen...

15. Kleptomaniac - All I Want for Christmas is Your Two TVs

SWEET.

lumberjim · 12-07-2006, 04:09 PM

i tried, but mine suck

nympho: blew christmas.

it's so 3rd grade

wolf · 12-08-2006, 12:31 AM

I expect that I will receive this from at least five people I know before the Christmas season is over, three or more of whom are coworkers, because they think it is clever.

footfootfoot · 12-08-2006, 07:14 AM

12. Pre-Menstrual - Deck the Halls, You Lazy Ass Sack of Shit Who Doesn't Care About Anything but Football and Tits

fucking great

xoxoxoBruce · 12-08-2006, 04:53 PM

16 Amnesia - I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas

17 Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My House

18 Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

19 Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

20 Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

12-07-2006, 12:14 PM	#1
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Christmas Carols for the Disturbed CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Got any to add? :p __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

12-07-2006, 03:58 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	11. Delusional - Good King Elspode 12. Pre-Menstrual - Deck the Halls, You Lazy Ass Sack of Shit Who Doesn't Care About Anything but Football and Tits 13. Sex-Addicted - Oh Come, Come, Come Now! Emmanuel 14. Sado-Mascochistic - God, Whip Me, Mary, Gentlemen... 15. Kleptomaniac - All I Want for Christmas is Your Two TVs __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-07-2006, 04:09 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i tried, but mine suck nympho: blew christmas. it's so 3rd grade __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-08-2006, 12:31 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I expect that I will receive this from at least five people I know before the Christmas season is over, three or more of whom are coworkers, because they think it is clever. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-08-2006, 07:14 AM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	12. Pre-Menstrual - Deck the Halls, You Lazy Ass Sack of Shit Who Doesn't Care About Anything but Football and Tits fucking great __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-08-2006, 04:53 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	16 Amnesia - I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas 17 Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My House 18 Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe 19 Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House 20 Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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