Crrrazzzy Idea

yesman065 · 01-24-2007, 05:59 PM

I don't think this is anything new, but I'd like to propose an idea I've been kickin around - here goes.

Why don't we take a bunch of criminals (real criminals) out of our prisons ship them to Iraq and turn their asses loose on the insurgents. The benefit would be twofold - reduce prison overcrowding and level the playing field over there a bit with some real killers an such.

Spexxvet · 01-24-2007, 06:07 PM

Why don't they put the mayonaise in the can with the tuna fish?

lumberjim · 01-24-2007, 06:11 PM

you two are soul mates

piercehawkeye45 · 01-24-2007, 06:15 PM

Basically sentence them to death?

They wouldn't like that and you are giving them guns too.

yesman065 · 01-24-2007, 06:17 PM

We could offer them freedom in return

*note* I didn't say where.

By the way you did notice the title of this thread, right?

bluecuracao · 01-24-2007, 06:30 PM

Cheney likes to shoot at things (little birds, people)--let's send him.

Flint · 01-24-2007, 07:01 PM

Because Iraq, like most places, is filled mostly with innocent people: women, children, elderly people; you know, people. Human beings who have no control over where they were born or what political system they have to suffer under. So, why don't we turn savage criminals loose on them? Well, same scenario, basically: why don't I kick down the door of your house and punch you in the fucking face for no reason? That's why.

SteveDallas · 01-24-2007, 08:09 PM

What if the criminals join up on the wrong side?

yesman065 · 01-24-2007, 08:40 PM

That would be a real negative Steve, and Flint I said it was a crazy idea not a good one.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2007, 09:11 PM

Dirty Dozen.

Aliantha · 01-24-2007, 09:48 PM

Hmmm...turning criminals into mercinaries? I think it's been done before.

Problem is, they'll go to the highest bidder wont they?

01-25-2007, 03:33 AM

Not if they were regulated as most businesses here are these days.

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yesman065 · 01-25-2007, 07:29 AM

Verrry interesting

Sundae · 01-25-2007, 12:47 PM

You can buy tuna with mayonnaise. It's grim.

My idea? Fit bullbars to the front of buses and allow them to ram cars parked in the bus lanes. That'll larn em.

cowhead · 01-26-2007, 11:00 AM

or just modify mayo to be an acceptable enviroment for tuna to live in.. pre-marinated!

01-24-2007, 05:59 PM	#1
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Crrrazzzy Idea I don't think this is anything new, but I'd like to propose an idea I've been kickin around - here goes. Why don't we take a bunch of criminals (real criminals) out of our prisons ship them to Iraq and turn their asses loose on the insurgents. The benefit would be twofold - reduce prison overcrowding and level the playing field over there a bit with some real killers an such.

01-24-2007, 06:07 PM	#2
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Why don't they put the mayonaise in the can with the tuna fish? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

01-24-2007, 06:11 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you two are soul mates __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2007, 07:01 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Because Iraq, like most places, is filled mostly with innocent people: women, children, elderly people; you know, people. Human beings who have no control over where they were born or what political system they have to suffer under. So, why don't we turn savage criminals loose on them? Well, same scenario, basically: why don't I kick down the door of your house and punch you in the fucking face for no reason? That's why. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-24-2007, 09:11 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Dirty Dozen. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-24-2007, 06:15 PM	#4
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Basically sentence them to death? They wouldn't like that and you are giving them guns too.

01-24-2007, 06:17 PM	#5
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	We could offer them freedom in return note I didn't say where. By the way you did notice the title of this thread, right?

01-24-2007, 06:30 PM	#6
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Cheney likes to shoot at things (little birds, people)--let's send him.

01-24-2007, 08:09 PM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	What if the criminals join up on the wrong side?

01-24-2007, 08:40 PM	#9
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	That would be a real negative Steve, and Flint I said it was a crazy idea not a good one.

01-24-2007, 09:48 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hmmm...turning criminals into mercinaries? I think it's been done before. Problem is, they'll go to the highest bidder wont they? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-25-2007, 03:33 AM	#12
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Not if they were regulated as most businesses here are these days. msn.com Invest In The New Mercenary Army

01-25-2007, 07:29 AM	#13
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Verrry interesting

01-25-2007, 12:47 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You can buy tuna with mayonnaise. It's grim. My idea? Fit bullbars to the front of buses and allow them to ram cars parked in the bus lanes. That'll larn em. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-26-2007, 11:00 AM	#15
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	or just modify mayo to be an acceptable enviroment for tuna to live in.. pre-marinated! __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

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