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02-20-2007, 10:44 PM
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So close and yet so far . . .
I was listening to the TV the other day, and I got all excited. "Next on the Goth Channel!" OMG, I thought, how cool! a Goth Channel!
. . . come to find out it's the Golf Channel. What a letdown! Next comes the Paint Drying Channel!
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02-20-2007, 10:54 PM
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Are you British?
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02-20-2007, 10:57 PM
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nuh uh. Not hot and dry, there, tis it?
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02-20-2007, 11:04 PM
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Hot an' humid as Cleopatra's panties.
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02-20-2007, 11:10 PM
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whilst trying to decipher Mr. Angry R's epistles, I cycle through:
1) Well, Cleopatra lived in Egypt which was hot, but not humid. ? 2) Okay, but Cleopatra's DEAD which would make for dry and dusty/ ? 3) Did Cleopatra even wear panties? ? 4) And, hey! Speaking of Egypt, I downloaded the Nile theme on my desktop and now it burbles middle-easterny musically whenever I get an email. >>>> None of which takes me any closer to faint understanding. I live in Texas, bub. Why?
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02-20-2007, 11:34 PM
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British kids pronounce goth, "goff".
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02-24-2007, 06:48 AM
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02-20-2007, 11:39 PM
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ah.
nope, just accustomed to listening with the sound down low.
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02-20-2007, 11:50 PM
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Got it.
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02-21-2007, 10:42 AM
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02-21-2007, 10:36 AM
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(jaw drops). It's Goth Golf!
thank you. You've made my day!
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02-21-2007, 03:16 PM
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02-21-2007, 04:08 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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02-22-2007, 04:50 AM
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  Quel fromage! Hmm... Egypt, hot and humid... The sexual life of the Camel Is stranger than anyone thinks In transports of amorous passion He's been known to make love to the Sphinx But the Sphinx's posterior channel Is silted in with the sands of the Nile Which accounts for the hump on the Camel And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile. [one bar of tinkly piano] "And they were singing Bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing 'this will be the day that I die.'"
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