Cellar gals: Have you accidentally flashed someone?

footfootfoot · 04-06-2007, 10:49 AM

An odd question, I know; the reason behind it will be revealed in the fullness of time.

Have you ever accidentally (or on purpose) flashed someone getting into or out of a vehicle? i.e. Hiked up skirt, not a boob shot.

For the accidentals: did you notice? did the other person notice? What were each of your reactions? What, if any repercussions? What was the situation? How were you dressed?

For the intentionals: What was your motivation? What result did you get? how did you plan/ accomplish your goal? Did the other person notice? What were each of your reactions? What, if any repercussions? What was the situation? How were you dressed?

If not a vehicular flash, then what kind?

Thanks.

glatt · 04-06-2007, 11:20 AM

Yes. And please describe it in detail. For scientific purposes, you see.

Spexxvet · 04-06-2007, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Yes...

Glatt, you really have to stop flashing people.

jinx · 04-06-2007, 01:51 PM

I don't think this is exactly what you're looking for, but once, after a dead show, several car loads of us were sleeping at a very crowded highway rest stop. I was sleeping in Jim's rabbit with him, but all my stuff was in a big box on top of my friend's van. I only had a little sun dress on and got really cold in the middle of the night. I got out of the car, ran across the parking lot and climbed the ladder up the van. As I was struggling to open the box and find a blanket, giant gusts of wind repeatedly blew my dress up pretty much over my head. I didn't care that much, it was dark, middle of the night, and I really just wanted to find a god damned blanket... and then the horns started honking... apparently all the truckers were awake and noticed me standing on top of a van, almost nekkid.

When I got back to LJs car, and pushed him off my seat, he was relieved that I had decided to buy the whole set of books.

(he talks in his sleep if you try to wake him up)

Hime · 04-06-2007, 04:42 PM

One time in Paris I was going out at night wearing a long wrap dress and walked over one of those air vents in the sidewalk... luckily I caught my dress in time!

The really funny thing was that my mom and I had gone shopping for a dress for me to wear that evening, and the dress I *almost* went with was a version of the one that Marilyn Monroe had worn in The Seven Year Itch. That would have been pretty funny.

ravenranter · 04-06-2007, 04:53 PM

i don't know, but probably.

Sheldonrs · 04-06-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

...my stuff was in a big box on top of my friend's van...

If I had a dime for every time this has happened to me...

Happy Monkey · 04-06-2007, 05:01 PM

I thought you put your stuff in cans, not boxes.

Sheldonrs · 04-06-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

I thought you put your stuff in cans, not boxes.

Eh, you say tomato; I say anus.

bluecuracao · 04-06-2007, 06:45 PM

I've never done it intentionally, but it has happened accidentally a few times, such as...when I first met Monkeyboy, he was bartending and always wanted an over-the-bar hello kiss when I came in to visit (aww). One time, I made the mistake of wearing a particularly short skirt, so when I stood on the rung of the barstool and leaned over, I ended up flashing a table full of senior citizens behind me. They were too polite to say anything, but when I stole a glance at them (after I sat back down), they all had that, "Nope, I didn't see nothin'!" expression.

Cloud · 04-06-2007, 06:46 PM

That picture of Britney? Do you think it's for real?

elSicomoro · 04-06-2007, 06:48 PM

C'mon women...we need more stories!

Undertoad · 04-06-2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

That picture of Britney? Do you think it's for real?

from the pics, it ain't just her head that's totally shaved

Sheldonrs · 04-06-2007, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

from the pics, it ain't just her head that's totally shaved

True, but her head doesn't have road rash either.

TheMercenary · 04-07-2007, 07:53 AM

Good thread, to bad there are few takers. Must be the oppressed masses.

04-06-2007, 10:49 AM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Cellar gals: Have you accidentally flashed someone? An odd question, I know; the reason behind it will be revealed in the fullness of time. Have you ever accidentally (or on purpose) flashed someone getting into or out of a vehicle? i.e. Hiked up skirt, not a boob shot. For the accidentals: did you notice? did the other person notice? What were each of your reactions? What, if any repercussions? What was the situation? How were you dressed? For the intentionals: What was your motivation? What result did you get? how did you plan/ accomplish your goal? Did the other person notice? What were each of your reactions? What, if any repercussions? What was the situation? How were you dressed? If not a vehicular flash, then what kind? Thanks. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-06-2007, 01:51 PM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I don't think this is exactly what you're looking for, but once, after a dead show, several car loads of us were sleeping at a very crowded highway rest stop. I was sleeping in Jim's rabbit with him, but all my stuff was in a big box on top of my friend's van. I only had a little sun dress on and got really cold in the middle of the night. I got out of the car, ran across the parking lot and climbed the ladder up the van. As I was struggling to open the box and find a blanket, giant gusts of wind repeatedly blew my dress up pretty much over my head. I didn't care that much, it was dark, middle of the night, and I really just wanted to find a god damned blanket... and then the horns started honking... apparently all the truckers were awake and noticed me standing on top of a van, almost nekkid. When I got back to LJs car, and pushed him off my seat, he was relieved that I had decided to buy the whole set of books. (he talks in his sleep if you try to wake him up) __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-06-2007, 04:53 PM	#6
ravenranter Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: asteroid B-12 Posts: 46	i don't know, but probably. __________________ "One never ought to listen to the flowers..." - The Little Prince

04-06-2007, 05:01 PM	#8
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I thought you put your stuff in cans, not boxes. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-06-2007, 06:46 PM	#11
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	That picture of Britney? Do you think it's for real? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-06-2007, 11:20 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Yes. And please describe it in detail. For scientific purposes, you see.

04-06-2007, 04:42 PM	#5
Hime Extraordinary Machine Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Outside of Washington, DC Posts: 307	One time in Paris I was going out at night wearing a long wrap dress and walked over one of those air vents in the sidewalk... luckily I caught my dress in time! The really funny thing was that my mom and I had gone shopping for a dress for me to wear that evening, and the dress I almost went with was a version of the one that Marilyn Monroe had worn in The Seven Year Itch. That would have been pretty funny.

04-06-2007, 06:45 PM	#10
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I've never done it intentionally, but it has happened accidentally a few times, such as...when I first met Monkeyboy, he was bartending and always wanted an over-the-bar hello kiss when I came in to visit (aww). One time, I made the mistake of wearing a particularly short skirt, so when I stood on the rung of the barstool and leaned over, I ended up flashing a table full of senior citizens behind me. They were too polite to say anything, but when I stole a glance at them (after I sat back down), they all had that, "Nope, I didn't see nothin'!" expression.

04-06-2007, 06:48 PM	#12
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	C'mon women...we need more stories!

04-07-2007, 07:53 AM	#15
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Good thread, to bad there are few takers. Must be the oppressed masses. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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