Have you ever....

freshnesschronic · 08-07-2007, 01:04 AM

...filled up the entire forum and subforums with you posts so when you look at the homepage and the last post by you for any thread and sub forum is by you?

...seriously thought about getting a life?

Sorry I'm really bored.
Go ahead post your "have you ever" questions and responses.

DucksNuts · 08-07-2007, 06:18 AM

Have you ever.....

Been jogging on your treadmill and trying to fuck with your ipod, put one foot on the stationary side bit (by mistake) and ended up on your arse with your dog looking at you all weird?

DucksNuts · 08-07-2007, 06:21 AM

This is kinda like Ibbys *I bet none of you fuckers* thread.

I like them

Aliantha · 08-07-2007, 06:22 AM

Nope, but I'd like to see that. I'm doing what your dog was probably doing in his mind right now.

DucksNuts · 08-07-2007, 06:33 AM

It hurt and my pride was wounded too...even though it was only the dog...I am sure I have lost a little of his respect now.

Aliantha · 08-07-2007, 06:34 AM

Really? lol

If it's any consolation, I don't respect you any less than I did before.

DucksNuts · 08-07-2007, 06:45 AM

Thats good, now I can sleep tonite

Uisge Beatha · 08-07-2007, 07:33 AM

Don't worry, Ducks. Dogs are the best people and don't lose respect for you over such things. He might appreciate the entertainment, but.... Say, if you want someone to kiss where you're hurt and make it feel better, I doubt you'd have any trouble finding volunteers.

Sun_Sparkz · 08-07-2007, 07:55 AM

i feel your pain. my cat gives me funny stares when i get undressed in front of him. like he is going "oh god mum/master - thats just wrong - human boobs nooooooooooooo"

xoxoxoBruce · 08-07-2007, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

It hurt and my pride was wounded too...even though it was only the dog...I am sure I have lost a little of his respect now.

Absolutely not. Dogs love to be entertained and love those that entertain them even more.

Deuce · 08-07-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

It hurt and my pride was wounded too...even though it was only the dog...I am sure I have lost a little of his respect now.

Perish the thought. The only question in the dog's mind is "can she still operate the can opener?" If you can, you're golden.

DanaC · 08-07-2007, 05:45 PM

*nods* I just asked Pilau, and he concurs with Deuce.

Weird Harold · 08-07-2007, 06:01 PM

Everyone sing with me

Have you ever had to finally decide, to take up with one, and let the other one slide?

DucksNuts · 08-07-2007, 06:23 PM

I think it was more than he was asleep on his *bed* (its a single bed) and I fell with a thud right next to it....he got a bit of a fright the poor.

Then of course there was the expected stream language that would make a sailor proud.

I do actually have a bruise on my hip.

Drax · 08-07-2007, 11:10 PM

Ok, here's a classic.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

08-07-2007, 01:04 AM	#1
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Have you ever.... ...filled up the entire forum and subforums with you posts so when you look at the homepage and the last post by you for any thread and sub forum is by you? ...seriously thought about getting a life? Sorry I'm really bored. Go ahead post your "have you ever" questions and responses.

08-07-2007, 06:22 AM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Nope, but I'd like to see that. I'm doing what your dog was probably doing in his mind right now. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-07-2007, 06:34 AM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Really? lol If it's any consolation, I don't respect you any less than I did before. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-07-2007, 07:55 AM	#9
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	i feel your pain. my cat gives me funny stares when i get undressed in front of him. like he is going "oh god mum/master - thats just wrong - human boobs nooooooooooooo" __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

08-07-2007, 06:01 PM	#13
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	Everyone sing with me Have you ever had to finally decide, to take up with one, and let the other one slide? __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

08-07-2007, 06:18 AM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Have you ever..... Been jogging on your treadmill and trying to fuck with your ipod, put one foot on the stationary side bit (by mistake) and ended up on your arse with your dog looking at you all weird?

08-07-2007, 06:21 AM	#3
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	This is kinda like Ibbys I bet none of you fuckers thread. I like them

08-07-2007, 06:33 AM	#5
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	It hurt and my pride was wounded too...even though it was only the dog...I am sure I have lost a little of his respect now.

08-07-2007, 06:45 AM	#7
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Thats good, now I can sleep tonite

08-07-2007, 07:33 AM	#8
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	Don't worry, Ducks. Dogs are the best people and don't lose respect for you over such things. He might appreciate the entertainment, but.... Say, if you want someone to kiss where you're hurt and make it feel better, I doubt you'd have any trouble finding volunteers.

08-07-2007, 05:45 PM	#12
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	nods I just asked Pilau, and he concurs with Deuce.

08-07-2007, 06:23 PM	#14
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I think it was more than he was asleep on his bed (its a single bed) and I fell with a thud right next to it....he got a bit of a fright the poor. Then of course there was the expected stream language that would make a sailor proud. I do actually have a bruise on my hip.

08-07-2007, 11:10 PM	#15
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	Ok, here's a classic. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

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