limey's lame lashes at lumberjim lack luster

lumberjim · 09-02-2007, 03:02 PM

"It's not just the headline that gets readers," says lumberjim, a bombastic boardie who boasts of his brilliant barrages of BS. "You have to make the post sound like a newspaper article, too. A simple period just won't do!"

He insists that to make a thread memorable, you have to continue the insult within the thread so that other folks are inspired to respond. He further recommends at least one more string of alliteration within the piece to complete the formula. "Let this be a lesson to the limey's and other lackwitted limpwrists that like to ape an absolute artists awesome aptitude for alliteration," he says.

This reporter thinks 'LJ' as he is sometimes known, has a highly hampered helping of humility in his humongous head.

zippyt · 09-02-2007, 03:04 PM

Dude smoke a JOINT !!!!!!

lumberjim · 09-02-2007, 03:05 PM

you think you're safe because so few words start with the letter Z.

time will tell.

Trilby · 09-02-2007, 03:43 PM

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

lumberjim · 09-02-2007, 04:02 PM

this just in:

elSicomoro · 09-02-2007, 04:24 PM

Hey Jim, God just called me...you got that package by mistake. It was meant for me.

freshnesschronic · 09-02-2007, 06:28 PM

ok these are getting really lame now.

elSicomoro · 09-02-2007, 09:38 PM

Shut up, FC! Go do some laundry you fucking weenie!

DucksNuts · 09-02-2007, 10:33 PM

bwahahaha, syc ya shit, I spat Zero on my puter

09-02-2007, 03:02 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	limey's lame lashes at lumberjim lack luster "It's not just the headline that gets readers," says lumberjim, a bombastic boardie who boasts of his brilliant barrages of BS. "You have to make the post sound like a newspaper article, too. A simple period just won't do!" He insists that to make a thread memorable, you have to continue the insult within the thread so that other folks are inspired to respond. He further recommends at least one more string of alliteration within the piece to complete the formula. "Let this be a lesson to the limey's and other lackwitted limpwrists that like to ape an absolute artists awesome aptitude for alliteration," he says. This reporter thinks 'LJ' as he is sometimes known, has a highly hampered helping of humility in his humongous head. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-02-2007, 03:04 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Dude smoke a JOINT !!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-02-2007, 03:05 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you think you're safe because so few words start with the letter Z. time will tell. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-02-2007, 03:43 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-02-2007, 04:02 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	lumberjim: this just in: Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-02-2007, 04:24 PM	#6
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Hey Jim, God just called me...you got that package by mistake. It was meant for me.

09-02-2007, 06:28 PM	#7
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	ok these are getting really lame now.

09-02-2007, 09:38 PM	#8
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Shut up, FC! Go do some laundry you fucking weenie!

09-02-2007, 10:33 PM	#9
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	bwahahaha, syc ya shit, I spat Zero on my puter

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