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05-25-2002, 12:20 PM
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher
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One Sentence Story 2
The first one was great so lets do another one
Nic just got back from Condom Sense with his blow up doll and... |
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05-25-2002, 01:11 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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There was no way Nic could sleep at night without his new Nell Carter doll.
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05-25-2002, 03:13 PM
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retired
Join Date: Dec 2001
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"Gimme a break, I ain't misbehavin' wit no Nell Carter doll," he said. Nic went back to Condom Sense to exchange for something hotter.
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05-25-2002, 03:18 PM
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As he approached the store, the ass-pumping queerio saw exactly what he was looking for - a life-like John Holmes Love Doll.
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05-25-2002, 07:10 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Unfortunately, John Ashcroft caught him by the arm before he could enter and said...
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05-26-2002, 01:03 AM
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"i heard they call you 'sugar' 'cause you give it out so sweet."
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05-27-2002, 01:14 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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"If you got the dime, I got the time baby," Nic replied itchin' fer a little...
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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05-27-2002, 01:22 PM
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anal penetration. When he was a young boy, all of but 15, he discovered, through his friend Ricardo, the joys of the prostate.
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05-28-2002, 06:12 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Dhamsaic awoke, wondering why his dreams tortured him with thoughts of Nic, turning to Madelline Albright, he asked...
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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05-28-2002, 07:55 AM
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"Why are you so fucking ugly?"
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05-28-2002, 11:25 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Because, I just heard from your broker you sold the makers of Preparation H short again, didn't you?
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05-28-2002, 12:06 PM
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in the Hour of Scampering
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Ah, my young padawan, dham has no need of Preparation H while he still has his Jedi light-ShowerMassage.
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05-29-2002, 01:53 AM
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whig
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Which he used the excruiating details of to verbally beat innocent bystanders into submission with so he could
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain |
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05-29-2002, 07:29 AM
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clandestinely plant cicada larvae into their colons.
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05-29-2002, 08:00 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Several years later Kilgore Trout, with growing lower abdominal stress...
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