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11-20-2007, 01:04 AM
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Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street?
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11-20-2007, 01:33 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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It's from a hitch-hiker who got picked up too fast.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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11-20-2007, 03:44 AM
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Because it would be shoeicide to lie in the middle of the street?
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11-20-2007, 08:21 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Oof. NB that was a vicious pun
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11-20-2007, 09:25 AM
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i am myself
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that's where they land when they fall from airplanes.
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11-20-2007, 09:40 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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11-20-2007, 09:46 AM
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changed his status to single
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if sheep can mosey around in the rain, why do i have to dry clean my wool pants?
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Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin |
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11-20-2007, 10:11 AM
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i am myself
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what does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?
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11-20-2007, 10:50 AM
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I wanna know why you see shoes hanging from power lines.
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11-20-2007, 11:08 AM
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It's the fuckin' hooligans, I tell you.
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11-20-2007, 11:10 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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11-20-2007, 11:17 AM
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a cheap alternative to weights on the line? Imagine the power company going to Goodwill and buying a bunch of used shoes.
probably just dumb kids though
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11-20-2007, 02:20 PM
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Vicariously, I live...
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My stepdad wrote a song about lonely shoes like that.
It's probably my favoritest song, evar.
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11-20-2007, 02:24 PM
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11-20-2007, 02:24 PM
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omg no dialtone
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(insert montage of the Devil explaining to Joan of Arc how the sword could have ended up in the field for her to find)
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I play MMOs. I need a signature which is deep, thought provoking, and devours bandwidth with the voracity of rabid weasels. It is also, by nature, vaguely sad with a tinge of my obvious internal, unfathomable loneliness. Like this,  , but at 1.3megs packed into 2 by 6 inches. Animated.
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