Ladie's size preference

xoxoxoBruce · 01-19-2008, 12:34 AM

I found the unattributed chart on the net. For what it's worth.

Bullitt · 01-19-2008, 12:42 AM

Average length = 5.1 inches to 5.7 inches
Women = greedy

DucksNuts · 01-19-2008, 04:28 AM

Hmmm, do I class as an Authentic Women?

I wonder how they conducted this study? Did a bunch of authentic women sit around using their hands and mouths as indicators?...or did they have a range of penises, attached to a range of men and do it the ole fashioned way?

What if its ideal size and the bloke as no freaking idea what to do with it? or knows and only does that 3 times before its all over?

ZenGum · 01-19-2008, 08:12 AM

By happy coincidence I received this by email today:

Quote:

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there." and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants".
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.
Thank You.

SteveDallas · 01-19-2008, 10:14 AM

What do you mean "unattributed"? It's right there on the chart... penissizedebate.com. You can go there for a full discussion of the metrics and methodologies.

(There is a bonus section on size/depth of vaginas, as well as attractiveness of different labia sizes to men. You have been warned.)

DanaC · 01-19-2008, 11:09 AM

Surely it depends on a combination of the size of the guy and the size/depth of the woman? It's all about compatibility at the end of the day.

Cloud · 01-19-2008, 01:20 PM

tiny is bad. gigantic is problematic. average rules the day.

Sperlock · 01-19-2008, 01:28 PM

It's probably based on a study funded by companies selling items for "growth."

shina · 01-19-2008, 01:52 PM

Circumference size is worth something. Who wants a hot dog. No thank you! I do agree with DanaC, compatability as long as both partners are happy.

monster · 01-19-2008, 02:59 PM

So nobody'sgoing to comment on the shape of the "results" than?

glatt · 01-19-2008, 03:46 PM

I like any survey that uses the word "freaky" in one of its options.

TheMercenary · 01-19-2008, 04:49 PM

Glad to know that I am ideal.

Should I tell my wife?

SteveDallas · 01-19-2008, 05:23 PM

Try not to get a swollen head over it.

Crimson Ghost · 01-20-2008, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Surely it depends on a combination of the size of the guy and the size/depth of the woman? It's all about compatibility at the end of the day.

Is there any true to the rumor that, while the chart was being made, the song "How Deep Is Your Love?" was playing?

regular.joe · 01-20-2008, 12:50 AM

I don't know merc, I've been lying to mine for years.

01-19-2008, 12:34 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ladie's size preference I found the unattributed chart on the net. For what it's worth. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-19-2008, 12:42 AM	#2
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Average length = 5.1 inches to 5.7 inches Women = greedy __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

01-19-2008, 01:20 PM	#7
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	tiny is bad. gigantic is problematic. average rules the day. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-19-2008, 01:28 PM	#8
Sperlock Elite Elitist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 322	It's probably based on a study funded by companies selling items for "growth." __________________ Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. - Anonymous http://informationthreshold.blogspot.com, http://spiritualthreshold.blogspot.com

01-19-2008, 02:59 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So nobody'sgoing to comment on the shape of the "results" than? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2008, 04:28 AM	#3
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Hmmm, do I class as an Authentic Women? I wonder how they conducted this study? Did a bunch of authentic women sit around using their hands and mouths as indicators?...or did they have a range of penises, attached to a range of men and do it the ole fashioned way? What if its ideal size and the bloke as no freaking idea what to do with it? or knows and only does that 3 times before its all over?

01-19-2008, 10:14 AM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	What do you mean "unattributed"? It's right there on the chart... penissizedebate.com. You can go there for a full discussion of the metrics and methodologies. (There is a bonus section on size/depth of vaginas, as well as attractiveness of different labia sizes to men. You have been warned.)

01-19-2008, 11:09 AM	#6
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Surely it depends on a combination of the size of the guy and the size/depth of the woman? It's all about compatibility at the end of the day.

01-19-2008, 01:52 PM	#9
shina Hopeful Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sammamish, WA Posts: 232	Circumference size is worth something. Who wants a hot dog. No thank you! I do agree with DanaC, compatability as long as both partners are happy.

01-19-2008, 03:46 PM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I like any survey that uses the word "freaky" in one of its options.

01-19-2008, 04:49 PM	#12
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Glad to know that I am ideal. Should I tell my wife? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-19-2008, 05:23 PM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Try not to get a swollen head over it.

01-20-2008, 12:50 AM	#15
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	I don't know merc, I've been lying to mine for years. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

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