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03-13-2008, 03:38 PM | #1 |
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I have the solution for global warming
All we have to do is collect all the extra ice from Wendy's beverages and send it to the arctic.
Seriously, 5 lbs of ice and 1 oz of pop. What am I, a polar bear? I think it'll work.
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03-13-2008, 03:39 PM | #2 |
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you could be onto something there.....
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03-13-2008, 04:13 PM | #3 |
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Ice Diet
Melting one pound of ice requires input of 143 Btu of energy. To raise the temperature of the melted water from 32°F to 98°F takes another 66 Btu/lb, for a total of about 210 Btu per pound of ice. 1 Btu ~ 250 calories*. Therefore, eating the ice will help you lose weight, as your body must generate that energy through conversion of fat to energy to maintain your body temperature. *Food energy is usually measured in Calories, which are really kilocalories, so 1 Cal = 1 kcal = 1000 calories. |
03-13-2008, 04:21 PM | #4 |
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Ice: It's Everywhere You Want To Be
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03-13-2008, 04:27 PM | #5 |
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Ice: It's Everywhere You Want To Be
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03-13-2008, 04:46 PM | #6 |
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Should that be Men Unready for Frigid Females?
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03-13-2008, 04:55 PM | #7 |
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shooooot, you dove on that muff thing pretty quickly.
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03-13-2008, 07:48 PM | #9 |
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I wonder how many pounds of ice you would need to eat to offset a double with cheese, large fries and a frosty.
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