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04-17-2008, 08:17 PM | #1 | |
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Junk Mail
What do you do with junk mail? Stick it in the postage paid reply envelope and mail it back?
Here's how to go one better. Quote:
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04-17-2008, 08:39 PM | #2 |
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Hmmm... I'm getting an idea...
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04-17-2008, 08:41 PM | #3 |
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If direct marketing via mail stops, will the prce of regular postage go up even more, though?
I'd prefer to mail them fish scraps and the like if I were to go to the effort of preparing a package.
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04-17-2008, 08:45 PM | #4 |
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That's illegal.
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04-17-2008, 08:49 PM | #5 |
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and.....?
most envelopes don't have identifying codes on them
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04-17-2008, 11:04 PM | #6 |
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04-18-2008, 12:49 AM | #7 |
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so, using an envelope as a label doesn't fly..... you could fill the envelope with a sheet of glass, or roof tile? or just rip it in half and chuck it in the recyle bin.
I have a po box, and my post office has 3 bins for that shit. i get a ton though. moslty catalogues and mortgage companies New Day Mortgage mails shit to both of us weekly. wtf. that's not to mention all the offers from GQ for me to pose on the cover. sheesh.
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04-18-2008, 07:50 AM | #8 |
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It's actually illegal to mail a brick or other large weighty item with a postage-prepaid mailer, and the target company is not charged the postage for it. In fact they don't even get it, it's treated as waste by the post office.
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04-18-2008, 08:37 AM | #9 |
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But that was 1984. I'm surprised it's not been updated.
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04-18-2008, 09:01 AM | #10 |
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I know of a roofer who used to save small scraps of lead flashing (thin sheet metal) to slip into those envelopes. They fit perfectly, and would add some heft.
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04-18-2008, 11:51 PM | #12 |
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xob, you are suffering from anitsnopivitis. Take two lolcats and call me in the morning.
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04-19-2008, 07:46 AM | #13 |
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Sorry SD, didn't see yours before I posted mine! I suck!
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04-19-2008, 06:25 PM | #14 |
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Balderdash, you were just ganging up on me.:p
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04-19-2008, 10:48 PM | #15 |
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Now, would we do that?
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