Virtual Maypole

Cloud · 05-01-2008, 09:53 AM

. . . and may baskets for all! Happy May Day to everyone!

I sure wish we could reclaim this holiday.

First of May, First of May, outdoor fucking starts today!

Dingleschmutz · 05-01-2008, 09:57 AM

My "may basket" came from my boss. It's a cupcake wrapper filled with popcorn and M&M's... WTF?

SteveDallas · 05-01-2008, 10:01 AM

"It's May, it's May, the merry month of May . . . . ."[/Camelot]

xoxoxoBruce · 05-01-2008, 10:04 AM

May Day

Cicero · 05-01-2008, 10:05 AM

Happy may day...not sure what includes but what the hell...why not?
Reminds me of this one.

Trilby · 05-01-2008, 10:11 AM

I enjoy most phallic symbols and holidays.

Yipee for the cock!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-01-2008, 10:25 AM

I want my Maypole.

SteveDallas · 05-01-2008, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I enjoy most phallic symbols and holidays.

Most? What are the exceptions?

Trilby · 05-01-2008, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Most? What are the exceptions?

(actually, there aren't any. I just didn't want to sound like a slut. thanks a lot, Steve!)

Dingleschmutz · 05-01-2008, 10:27 AM

Geez, there's a gnome touching the breakfast mush. That's just creepy.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-01-2008, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

Geez, there's a gnome touching the breakfast mush. That's just creepy.

That's not a gnome, that's Marky Maypo.

Dingleschmutz · 05-01-2008, 11:07 AM

My favorite has to be the John Hancock grave in Boston. It stopped me and my friend dead in our tracks. We went into hysterics when it actually said on the grave that it was "erected" for his memory.

Flint · 05-01-2008, 11:09 AM

Laughing at gravestones makes baby Jesus cry.

euphoriatheory · 05-01-2008, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Laughing at gravestones makes baby Jesus cry.

...and every time you make baby Jesus cry, he kills a kitten.

Dingleschmutz · 05-01-2008, 11:10 AM

Nah, I'm actually 10 years old, it's cool.

05-01-2008, 09:53 AM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Virtual Maypole . . . and may baskets for all! Happy May Day to everyone! I sure wish we could reclaim this holiday. First of May, First of May, outdoor fucking starts today! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-01-2008, 10:04 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	May Day Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-01-2008, 10:05 AM	#5
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Happy may day...not sure what includes but what the hell...why not? Reminds me of this one. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

05-01-2008, 10:11 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I enjoy most phallic symbols and holidays. Yipee for the cock! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-01-2008, 10:25 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I want my Maypole. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-01-2008, 09:57 AM	#2
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	My "may basket" came from my boss. It's a cupcake wrapper filled with popcorn and M&M's... WTF?

05-01-2008, 10:01 AM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"It's May, it's May, the merry month of May . . . . ."[/Camelot]

05-01-2008, 10:27 AM	#10
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Geez, there's a gnome touching the breakfast mush. That's just creepy.

05-01-2008, 11:07 AM	#12
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	My favorite has to be the John Hancock grave in Boston. It stopped me and my friend dead in our tracks. We went into hysterics when it actually said on the grave that it was "erected" for his memory.

05-01-2008, 11:09 AM	#13
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Laughing at gravestones makes baby Jesus cry. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-01-2008, 11:10 AM	#15
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Nah, I'm actually 10 years old, it's cool.

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