"Alternative" Names worth having another baby for....

monster · 06-02-2008, 01:47 PM

if only for the amusement it would provide....

Monster
Beest
Heliotrope
Spam
Doggerel/Dogerella/Dogerelle/D'Ogerrel
Apostrophe. that's awesome

and we ever end up "blessed" again, we are really, truly calling it Trouble. or maybe even T'Rouble pronounced t-roo-blay just to start it off on the right foot....

HungLikeJesus · 06-02-2008, 02:20 PM

I've always thought Greek letters would make nice names, and they're so easy to write.

Omega would be a good one.

monster · 06-02-2008, 03:26 PM

Oh how cool, hadn't considered them before. Althought there's Catherine Zeta Jones....

I wonder if Epitome would be good?

Beest · 06-02-2008, 03:50 PM

Trouble Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Heliotrope Spam Spam Spam Beestmonster.

Time for more practice

Trilby · 06-02-2008, 04:00 PM

my next phantom baby?

goddess, it's too much pressure.

though would not be violet, elijah, skye, or hatszitywahtzits.

HungLikeJesus · 06-02-2008, 04:06 PM

How about Poe? Poe baby.

Sundae · 06-02-2008, 06:24 PM

I'll be naming a new cat at the end of the month.
I'm thinking along the lines of Dutch names as I don't want Diz to be jealous.

Mip maybe.

I think you should use your maiden name as the new child's name. Proper old family tradition which you can pretend is feminist.

Or the town of your birth.

I think Aylesbury (mine) would be quite a cool girl's name. Unless the child grew up there.

DucksNuts · 06-02-2008, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

~snip~
Or the town of your birth.

I think Aylesbury (mine) would be quite a cool girl's name. Unless the child grew up there.

Aylesbury would be a pretty name.

Willaura (mine) would not

monster · 06-02-2008, 08:12 PM

Bramhall... it's a thought. Stockport would be worse... I wouldn't inflict my maiden name on my worst enemy ...or Radar's children. There's a damn good reason why I changed it when I married, and it's nothing to do with conforming....

Sundae · 06-02-2008, 08:33 PM

You could always name them like a pedigree cat!

Monster's Spamfeast of Beest for example.
Okay - I admit, I don't really undertsand how pedigree names work. If someone can come up with a better template I'm happy to adhere to it.

At present my daughter would be
Cherry's Aylesbury Blush
Because I wouldn't know where she was from. And I'd love it if she was a kitten after all.

My son would just be Felix Elvis Peter [surname] because that's already decided! Except he'd probably be the second coming, given that I haven't had sex in nearly two years.

monster · 06-02-2008, 08:36 PM

I'm liking it....

monster · 06-02-2008, 08:41 PM

I think I have to add budweiser to the list.

In the UK they always say to see how names sound prefaced with princess or prince.

President Budweiser Beestmonster has a good solid ring to it, doesn't it. You could trust President Bud. Spam sounds a bit weak though. Spamela? President Spamela Beestmonster, first female president of the US? Spamela should be a real name. hey Bri, when you get published you should use it as your nom de plume. Spamela Cellarite.

Sundae · 06-02-2008, 08:43 PM

Princess Spamweiser Beestmonster of Bramhall the Fourth
Prince Stockport Budmonster of Beestweiser the Fourth.

monster · 06-02-2008, 08:45 PM

Lady Spamela Cellarite D'Ogerrel

Sundae · 06-02-2008, 08:46 PM

Drogmella?

06-02-2008, 01:47 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	"Alternative" Names worth having another baby for.... if only for the amusement it would provide.... Monster Beest Heliotrope Spam Doggerel/Dogerella/Dogerelle/D'Ogerrel Apostrophe. that's awesome and we ever end up "blessed" again, we are really, truly calling it Trouble. or maybe even T'Rouble pronounced t-roo-blay just to start it off on the right foot.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart Last edited by monster; 06-02-2008 at 01:58 PM.

06-02-2008, 02:20 PM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I've always thought Greek letters would make nice names, and they're so easy to write. Omega would be a good one. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-02-2008, 03:26 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Oh how cool, hadn't considered them before. Althought there's Catherine Zeta Jones.... I wonder if Epitome would be good? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-02-2008, 04:00 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	my next phantom baby? goddess, it's too much pressure. though would not be violet, elijah, skye, or hatszitywahtzits. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-02-2008, 04:06 PM	#6
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	How about Poe? Poe baby. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-02-2008, 03:50 PM	#4
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 957	Trouble Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Heliotrope Spam Spam Spam Beestmonster. Time for more practice

06-02-2008, 06:24 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'll be naming a new cat at the end of the month. I'm thinking along the lines of Dutch names as I don't want Diz to be jealous. Mip maybe. I think you should use your maiden name as the new child's name. Proper old family tradition which you can pretend is feminist. Or the town of your birth. I think Aylesbury (mine) would be quite a cool girl's name. Unless the child grew up there. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-02-2008, 08:12 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Bramhall... it's a thought. Stockport would be worse... I wouldn't inflict my maiden name on my worst enemy ...or Radar's children. There's a damn good reason why I changed it when I married, and it's nothing to do with conforming.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-02-2008, 08:33 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You could always name them like a pedigree cat! Monster's Spamfeast of Beest for example. Okay - I admit, I don't really undertsand how pedigree names work. If someone can come up with a better template I'm happy to adhere to it. At present my daughter would be Cherry's Aylesbury Blush Because I wouldn't know where she was from. And I'd love it if she was a kitten after all. My son would just be Felix Elvis Peter [surname] because that's already decided! Except he'd probably be the second coming, given that I haven't had sex in nearly two years. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-02-2008, 08:36 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm liking it.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-02-2008, 08:41 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think I have to add budweiser to the list. In the UK they always say to see how names sound prefaced with princess or prince. President Budweiser Beestmonster has a good solid ring to it, doesn't it. You could trust President Bud. Spam sounds a bit weak though. Spamela? President Spamela Beestmonster, first female president of the US? Spamela should be a real name. hey Bri, when you get published you should use it as your nom de plume. Spamela Cellarite. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-02-2008, 08:43 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Princess Spamweiser Beestmonster of Bramhall the Fourth Prince Stockport Budmonster of Beestweiser the Fourth. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-02-2008, 08:45 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Lady Spamela Cellarite D'Ogerrel __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-02-2008, 08:46 PM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Drogmella? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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