Do y'all like Piña Coladas?

Undertoad · 08-29-2008, 12:21 AM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=17974

And getting caught in the rain?
If y'all aren't into yoga,
If y'all have half a brain,
If y'all like making love at midnight,
In the dunes of the cape.
I'm the clone thread y'all looked for,
Post in me, and escape.

sweetwater · 08-29-2008, 12:24 AM

11:30 PM - do you know where your earworm is? Yes, I do. Now. Unfortunately!

monster · 08-29-2008, 12:46 AM

yes I like penis and cojones
amd getting caught inthe shower
I like making love at midnight
as far as a recall.

Sundae · 08-29-2008, 05:40 AM

I've had this in my head since I came in
At least now I know why

The other morning I woke up with the following going round my head:
You broke my garden
You broke my garden
You broke my garden and it made me hate you

Never did work out what I meant.

wolf · 08-29-2008, 10:09 AM

Allergy to coconut, so I've never had one.

I do like pineapples, and rum, though.

Unlike most of the rest of the world, I do like the song, though.

Bought the album because of it, back in the 70s.

And replaced it on CD.

Because I liked the rest of the album.

I probably shouldn't have admitted to that.

Flint · 08-29-2008, 10:13 AM

It's a fine song; I have no problem with Yacht Rock.

sweetwater · 08-29-2008, 10:51 AM

New hit song: Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Pina Colada

Pooka · 08-29-2008, 10:53 AM

Make it a melon colada and I'm in.

Shawnee123 · 08-29-2008, 11:04 AM

Not a big fan of the pina colada song, and here is why: It ends with "hey I was gonna cheat on you. I had no idea it was you I was going to cheat with but we were fixin' to cheat on each other because we were bored...heeheee isn't it funny we were gonna boink other people and it turned out to be the same old boring person?"

When the going gets tough, the tough and bored eff the first person who likes coconut drinks and rain, or says they do in a personal ad?

glatt · 08-29-2008, 12:48 PM

It was the 70s. I was just a kid then, but I understand it was a crazy ride, man.

Shawnee123 · 08-29-2008, 01:47 PM

I don't really count that late 70's song to be part of the whole "free love" experience of the late 60's/early 70's...more like the ME mentality of the 80's.

This is one of those things, like me not liking Will Farrel, that I stand pretty much alone on...doesn't anyone else find the concept of that song kind of sad in terms of commitment and honesty? Doesn't anyone else find the tune to be kind of formula?

HungLikeJesus · 08-29-2008, 02:01 PM

I watched Tenebre last week. The movie was really good, except for the bad 80s music.

Trilby · 08-29-2008, 02:09 PM

I do NOT and never have liked pina coladas. Not enough alcohol in it.

I DID like straight-ups of: voddie, rum, gin, tequila...all the clear liquors.

but, then, I am a

so...I'd prolly drink a pina colada if I were in desperate need.
(hopefully that need will not resurface)

Shawnee123 · 08-29-2008, 02:12 PM

I have never been able to stand coconut...even the smell will make me gag.

So I guess I don't like the drink or the song. I will have to answer, then "No, sir, I don't like Pina Coladas. I do like getting caught in the rain, and I have half a brain. However, I aspire to find a man who aspires for more than a woman with just half a brain" (another point I find offensive in the song.)

Undertoad · 08-29-2008, 02:29 PM

The song is a clear attempt to latch onto the zeitgeist of its time. What will become a successful pop song? Mentioning what has been said, that has not been said before, picking up the style of the day. Amongst the fresh tags in 1979's stylesheet: personal ads; pina coladas; health food; yoga; and calling your girlfriend the "old lady". The song is offensive for pandering to such things in such an obvious manner. It's a trick to get you to listen to it.

Mr Holmes had previously made his bones by writing a much more offensive "story song". It was called "Timothy". It was about cannibalism.

08-29-2008, 12:21 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Do y'all like Piña Coladas? http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=17974 And getting caught in the rain? If y'all aren't into yoga, If y'all have half a brain, If y'all like making love at midnight, In the dunes of the cape. I'm the clone thread y'all looked for, Post in me, and escape.

08-29-2008, 12:24 AM	#2
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	11:30 PM - do you know where your earworm is? Yes, I do. Now. Unfortunately! __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

08-29-2008, 12:46 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yes I like penis and cojones amd getting caught inthe shower I like making love at midnight as far as a recall. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-29-2008, 10:09 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Allergy to coconut, so I've never had one. I do like pineapples, and rum, though. Unlike most of the rest of the world, I do like the song, though. Bought the album because of it, back in the 70s. And replaced it on CD. Because I liked the rest of the album. I probably shouldn't have admitted to that. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-29-2008, 10:13 AM	#6
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	It's a fine song; I have no problem with Yacht Rock. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-29-2008, 05:40 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've had this in my head since I came in At least now I know why The other morning I woke up with the following going round my head: You broke my garden You broke my garden You broke my garden and it made me hate you Never did work out what I meant.

08-29-2008, 10:51 AM	#7
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	New hit song: Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Pina Colada __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

08-29-2008, 10:53 AM	#8
Pooka Your Invisible Rabbit Friend Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Betwixt and Between Posts: 528	Make it a melon colada and I'm in.

08-29-2008, 11:04 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Not a big fan of the pina colada song, and here is why: It ends with "hey I was gonna cheat on you. I had no idea it was you I was going to cheat with but we were fixin' to cheat on each other because we were bored...heeheee isn't it funny we were gonna boink other people and it turned out to be the same old boring person?" When the going gets tough, the tough and bored eff the first person who likes coconut drinks and rain, or says they do in a personal ad? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-29-2008, 12:48 PM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It was the 70s. I was just a kid then, but I understand it was a crazy ride, man.

08-29-2008, 01:47 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I don't really count that late 70's song to be part of the whole "free love" experience of the late 60's/early 70's...more like the ME mentality of the 80's. This is one of those things, like me not liking Will Farrel, that I stand pretty much alone on...doesn't anyone else find the concept of that song kind of sad in terms of commitment and honesty? Doesn't anyone else find the tune to be kind of formula? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-29-2008, 02:01 PM	#12
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I watched Tenebre last week. The movie was really good, except for the bad 80s music. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-29-2008, 02:09 PM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I do NOT and never have liked pina coladas. Not enough alcohol in it. I DID like straight-ups of: voddie, rum, gin, tequila...all the clear liquors. but, then, I am a so...I'd prolly drink a pina colada if I were in desperate need. (hopefully that need will not resurface) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-29-2008, 02:12 PM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I have never been able to stand coconut...even the smell will make me gag. So I guess I don't like the drink or the song. I will have to answer, then "No, sir, I don't like Pina Coladas. I do like getting caught in the rain, and I have half a brain. However, I aspire to find a man who aspires for more than a woman with just half a brain" (another point I find offensive in the song.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-29-2008, 02:29 PM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The song is a clear attempt to latch onto the zeitgeist of its time. What will become a successful pop song? Mentioning what has been said, that has not been said before, picking up the style of the day. Amongst the fresh tags in 1979's stylesheet: personal ads; pina coladas; health food; yoga; and calling your girlfriend the "old lady". The song is offensive for pandering to such things in such an obvious manner. It's a trick to get you to listen to it. Mr Holmes had previously made his bones by writing a much more offensive "story song". It was called "Timothy". It was about cannibalism.

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