The Irish American Inquisition

[footfootfoot]

1. Whom did Claudine Longet shoot?
2. Can you touch your tra la la?
3. At which ports do you moor most often?
4. How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R?
5. Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option)
6. Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing?
7. Do you want to spoil the party or will you go?
8. What is your favorite color Necco wafer?
9. Do you have a fever of unknown origin?
10. Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic?
11. What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one?

[monster]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

1. Whom did Claudine Longet shoot? was it me?
2. Can you touch your tra la la? oh ya ya no no um mebbe
3. At which ports do you moor most often? street corner.
4. How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R? at least a cabbage
5. Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option) don't know
6. Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing? probably
7. Do you want to spoil the party or will you go? I'll drive... but only there
8. What is your favorite color Necco wafer? the one that doesn't exist
9. Do you have a fever of unknown origin? of course. I'm foreign. goes with the territory
10. Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic? prescription only diuretic?
11. What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one? the last one

[Crimson Ghost]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

1. Whom did Claudine Longet shoot? Spider Sabich
2. Can you touch your tra la la? Yes, just not in public
3. At which ports do you moor most often? The ones with water
4. How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R? a brown loafer
5. Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option) The police seem to think so...
6. Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing? Yes, but I had to change dry-cleaners
7. Do you want to spoil the party or will you go? No
8. What is your favorite color Necco wafer? Grape
9. Do you have a fever of unknown origin? Yes, and the only cure is more cowbell
10. Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic? Cannibal
11. What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one? The one someone else is paying for

[wolf]

1. Whom did Claudine Longet shoot? Spider Sabich (and no, I didn't google it)
2. Can you touch your tra la la? Only if I go to confession afterwards.
3. At which ports do you moor most often? Taylors. It's not good, or even passable port, but it is nicely sweet.
4. How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R? I've never opened an oyster in a month with or without an R
5. Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option) Absolutely. It slows my reaction times down to that of a normal human and makes it more of a challenge.
6. Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing? Yes
7. Do you want to spoil the party or will you go? The only way to spoil a party is to serve bad beer.
8. What is your favorite color Necco wafer? Purple, but then I have a terrible craving for a ham sandwich
9. Do you have a fever of unknown origin? I think I broke my thermometer when I used it as a swizzle stick.
10. Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic? looney
11. What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one? Guinness

[Sundae]

1. Whom did Claudine Longet shoot? I now know from the above answers, but it still makes no sense to me***
2. Can you touch your tra la la? I'd rather touch your ding ding dong
3. At which ports do you moor most often? I'm too pale to ever be mistaken for a Moor
4. How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R? I've never opened my own oysters, dahling
5. Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option) I'm more likely to drive you crazy
6. Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing? No, otherwise I'd be dead
7. Do you want to spoil the party or will you go? I'll go down if it helps
8. What is your favorite color Necco wafer? What?
9. Do you have a fever of unknown origin? Well that would explain the bugs coming out of the walls
10. Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic? Prophylactic?
11. What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one? The second one

*** ETA - wow! The OJ of her time!

[footfootfoot]

surprisingly, there is no youtube video of the famous SNL skit of "The Claudine Longet Invitational" skit. (footage of downhill ski racers wiping out after the sound of a gunshot is heard. Transcript anyway, is here http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75rski.phtml))

[BrianR]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

1. Whom did Claudine Longet shoot? who?
2. Can you touch your tra la la? not since the restraining order
3. At which ports do you moor most often? none any more
4. How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R? never
5. Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option) no
6. Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing? I hope not, the sneeze alone was a mess!
7. Do you want to spoil the party or will you go? I'll stay! [/Jimmy Durante]
8. What is your favorite color Necco wafer? the yellow one
9. Do you have a fever of unknown origin? not any more
10. Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic? Lunatic
11. What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one? after six I go for the cheap stuff

[footfootfoot]

Sorry, gotta lose that last parenthesis for the link to work.

[Bullitt]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

1. Whom did Claudine Longet shoot?
2. Can you touch your tra la la?
3. At which ports do you moor most often?
4. How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R?
5. Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option)
6. Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing?
7. Do you want to spoil the party or will you go?
8. What is your favorite color Necco wafer?
9. Do you have a fever of unknown origin?
10. Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic?
11. What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one?

1.No clue
2.Every night just before falling asleep
3.Your face
4.Never
5.No
6.2/3 ain't bad
7.I'm a rock star baby
8.Orange
9.For two weeks after coming back from Panama..
10.He's a madman.. a madman!!!
11.Miller High Life.. shut up.