Shitting at Work

Flint · 12-25-2008, 10:58 PM

How (where) do you approach this controversial activity?

SteveDallas · 12-25-2008, 11:35 PM

I must be weird, because I don't have this seemingly endless fascination with bathroom threads. But, to answer your question . . .

The men's restroom.

elSicomoro · 12-25-2008, 11:40 PM

It was pretty much a daily routine, usually just before I started work at 8. No uncomfortable-ness.

Bullitt · 12-26-2008, 03:16 AM

I use the handi stalls whenever they're open. Tend to be cleaner. Also would sneak into the faculty restrooms in high school so I didn't have to sit on the cigarette-burned student toilet seats.

DucksNuts · 12-26-2008, 03:29 AM

I dont have a problem crapping in the female toilets anywhere, anytime.

It seems thats not quite normal, my friends wait until they are at their own home toilet.

I'm also quite fond of blaming whoever used the toilet before me for my stench

BrianR · 12-26-2008, 04:38 AM

Toilet, portapotty, tree, plastic bag, anywhere, any time, baby!

Bullitt · 12-26-2008, 04:55 AM

A helicopter flew over me about 70 ft off the deck as I was poppin a squat behind a bush while working a wildfire this summer.

wolf · 12-26-2008, 10:29 AM

Although I do actually make sure there is a toilet involved I do go anywhere, anytime.

No special preparations needed. We have three different kinds of freshener spray and a fan in the office bathroom (single user). Everybody knows that if the fan's still running, you enter at your own risk.

Three of my coworkers sneak upstairs to poop.

I'll only do that if it's time to retire and the CEO's desk is involved.

lumberjim · 12-26-2008, 11:58 AM

i work 14 hour days. you do the math

zippyt · 12-26-2008, 01:57 PM

Any time any where ,

footfootfoot · 12-26-2008, 02:18 PM

When I was sailing up the inland passage to Alaska about 30 years ago I was taking a dump off the side of our boat when we hit a squall. It was November and my pants filled with sleet/hail in seconds. As I was trying to scoop, bail and wipe with soggy TP, we rounded an island as a cruise ship passed us in the other direction, everyone got a nice look. My buddies were howling with laughter.

wolf · 12-26-2008, 07:58 PM

That was YOU??? My aunt and uncle were on that cruise and she hasn't been right since!!

monster · 12-26-2008, 08:06 PM

You insensitive sods, my aunt and uncle were pooping out of the window of the WTC on 9/11 when a plane full of tourists.....

Beestie · 12-26-2008, 10:32 PM

If I do the 2 at work its usually early. Unless something wasn't right last night in which case, abandon hope all ye who enter the room of men.

I always use the handicap stall. I don't care. As with handicap parking spaces, there are 10x more stalls/spaces than actual handicappers so I don't consider myself a squatter.

I like the wide open vistas one gets in the handicap stalls. The big door, the private sink, etc. I like being able to spread out and not be cramped while attending to the task at hand.

Having said that, however, there is one thing that I have no tolerance for in modern, commercial bathrooms. This belongs in the "Whatever happened to..." thread but I'll post it here also. What the hell happened to toilets that you actually flush yourself? What is up with this newfangled, electronic, infrared, heat-seeking, big-brother, automatic "I'll Flush For You" bullshit?

Excuse me but if I can do everything leading up to that point, I think I can pretty much finish the freakin' job without some doofus electro-toilet sending 12 ounces of water to do 72 ounces of water's job.

So, I am left with the job of pushing some unresponsive rubber button countless times to compensate for the fact that the water is gone long before the job is done. Then, in a final act of passive-aggressive defiance, the toilet flushes itslef one last time as I exit the stall as if to say in its finest Pee Wee Herman voice: "I can do that."

Uhh, I have news for you, toilet. No, you can't.

wolf · 12-27-2008, 12:23 AM

I don't like magic toilet either. Magic sink is pretty lame, because the water never gets to the right temperature, no matter how long you try to prime it before actually washing. Magic soap dispenser only gives out 1/4 the amount of soap you need.

Magic paper towel machine rules, just so long as it has enough towels and battery power. But sometimes it tries to give paper to the ghost that walks through the bathroom. Very disconcerting, especially when you are well out of the sensor's range.

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12-25-2008, 10:58 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Shitting at Work How (where) do you approach this controversial activity? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-26-2008, 03:16 AM	#4
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	I use the handi stalls whenever they're open. Tend to be cleaner. Also would sneak into the faculty restrooms in high school so I didn't have to sit on the cigarette-burned student toilet seats. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

12-26-2008, 04:38 AM	#6
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Toilet, portapotty, tree, plastic bag, anywhere, any time, baby! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-26-2008, 04:55 AM	#7
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	A helicopter flew over me about 70 ft off the deck as I was poppin a squat behind a bush while working a wildfire this summer. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

12-25-2008, 11:35 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I must be weird, because I don't have this seemingly endless fascination with bathroom threads. But, to answer your question . . . The men's restroom.

12-25-2008, 11:40 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	It was pretty much a daily routine, usually just before I started work at 8. No uncomfortable-ness.

12-26-2008, 03:29 AM	#5
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I dont have a problem crapping in the female toilets anywhere, anytime. It seems thats not quite normal, my friends wait until they are at their own home toilet. I'm also quite fond of blaming whoever used the toilet before me for my stench

12-26-2008, 10:29 AM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Although I do actually make sure there is a toilet involved I do go anywhere, anytime. No special preparations needed. We have three different kinds of freshener spray and a fan in the office bathroom (single user). Everybody knows that if the fan's still running, you enter at your own risk. Three of my coworkers sneak upstairs to poop. I'll only do that if it's time to retire and the CEO's desk is involved. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-26-2008, 11:58 AM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i work 14 hour days. you do the math __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-26-2008, 01:57 PM	#10
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Any time any where , __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-26-2008, 02:18 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	When I was sailing up the inland passage to Alaska about 30 years ago I was taking a dump off the side of our boat when we hit a squall. It was November and my pants filled with sleet/hail in seconds. As I was trying to scoop, bail and wipe with soggy TP, we rounded an island as a cruise ship passed us in the other direction, everyone got a nice look. My buddies were howling with laughter. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-26-2008, 07:58 PM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That was YOU??? My aunt and uncle were on that cruise and she hasn't been right since!! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-26-2008, 08:06 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You insensitive sods, my aunt and uncle were pooping out of the window of the WTC on 9/11 when a plane full of tourists..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-26-2008, 10:32 PM	#14
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	If I do the 2 at work its usually early. Unless something wasn't right last night in which case, abandon hope all ye who enter the room of men. I always use the handicap stall. I don't care. As with handicap parking spaces, there are 10x more stalls/spaces than actual handicappers so I don't consider myself a squatter. I like the wide open vistas one gets in the handicap stalls. The big door, the private sink, etc. I like being able to spread out and not be cramped while attending to the task at hand. Having said that, however, there is one thing that I have no tolerance for in modern, commercial bathrooms. This belongs in the "Whatever happened to..." thread but I'll post it here also. What the hell happened to toilets that you actually flush yourself? What is up with this newfangled, electronic, infrared, heat-seeking, big-brother, automatic "I'll Flush For You" bullshit? Excuse me but if I can do everything leading up to that point, I think I can pretty much finish the freakin' job without some doofus electro-toilet sending 12 ounces of water to do 72 ounces of water's job. So, I am left with the job of pushing some unresponsive rubber button countless times to compensate for the fact that the water is gone long before the job is done. Then, in a final act of passive-aggressive defiance, the toilet flushes itslef one last time as I exit the stall as if to say in its finest Pee Wee Herman voice: "I can do that." Uhh, I have news for you, toilet. No, you can't. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

12-27-2008, 12:23 AM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I don't like magic toilet either. Magic sink is pretty lame, because the water never gets to the right temperature, no matter how long you try to prime it before actually washing. Magic soap dispenser only gives out 1/4 the amount of soap you need. Magic paper towel machine rules, just so long as it has enough towels and battery power. But sometimes it tries to give paper to the ghost that walks through the bathroom. Very disconcerting, especially when you are well out of the sensor's range. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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