If you drink a box of wine

lumberjim · 01-13-2009, 11:22 PM

the whole box, now.....

Aliantha · 01-13-2009, 11:23 PM

you'll be drunk then have a raging hangover in the morning.

Trust me, I know.

wolf · 01-13-2009, 11:30 PM

Went for the assonance.

(which is a much funnier answer than I expected it to be. At least to me, right now, during a really suck shift)

lumberjim · 01-13-2009, 11:41 PM

there is hatred in the air today, neh?

my day was full of bullshit and conflict.

a guy got fired, and rock killed a man with a trident

Aliantha · 01-13-2009, 11:44 PM

I've known a couple of people who have really disgusting habits like shitting their pants when they're drunk. It's always amazed me to think a grown person could do such a thing. I say person because in my historical experience, it's always been men, but a couple of months ago, one of my girlfiends pissed her pants at her daughters 18th. At that stage, I wasn't quite sure who was worse. The mother or the teenagers running around vomiting everywhere.

Why do people get so drunk that they do those things?

lumberjim · 01-13-2009, 11:48 PM

they don't practice enough

simple

Aliantha · 01-13-2009, 11:49 PM

Well all the ones I know who do it are actually the ones who drink the most. That's what makes me wonder about it. It's like it's just something they do when they get drunk. Weird.

Cicero · 01-13-2009, 11:51 PM

You are teh ghey. Box wine? Are you f'ing kidding me?!?

I knew something was up with the pomegranate martini, but this....This!!!

Confirmed. lol!!

Jim take a photo with your webcam. Post it. Do it.

Juniper · 01-13-2009, 11:54 PM

A friend of ours (well, he's not really anymore, for semi-related reasons) once spent the night on our couch and peed on it. Fortunately it was the beat-up basement couch. Fucker tried to cover it up with a pillow and left early in the am so nobody would notice his wet pants.

We mentioned it to a couple of other friends, and they were like "oh yeah, he'll do that." So why the hell didn't anybody warn us?!

And why the hell does a 35-year-old man still wet the damn bed?

jinx · 01-13-2009, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Jim take a photo with your webcam. Post it. Do it.

I had to put my foot down. No box of wine.

lumberjim · 01-13-2009, 11:59 PM

i did buy a bottle of $3.99 cabernet sauvignon though!

Cicero · 01-14-2009, 12:19 AM

arrgh!

Just take the photo.

Please?

DanaC · 01-14-2009, 05:22 AM

The only time I ever drink from boxes (wtf buys boxes?) of wine are in the context of catered events...and the glasses are usually painfully small (where do they get those glasses from? they're like taster glasses) and protocol is not to have more than 2 drinks.

I have a vague recollection of them being about at various family parties years ago...

(synchronicity in action: as I typed 'wine' a woman on the radio said 'red wine'.)

glatt · 01-14-2009, 08:51 AM

Box wines that you find in the grocery store contain cheap and fairly low quality wine. But there are good brands out there too. The box is very convenient for moderate drinkers, because it keeps the wine fresh for longer. You can have a glass a day (or two if you are going crazy,) and it will stay "fresh" for the amount of time it takes to finish the box over a week or two. It's an exceptionally good packaging system.

You just miss out on the "event" of opening a bottle and hearing that uncorking sound.

Sundae · 01-14-2009, 10:35 AM

HM used to buy boxes of wine.
He was a two glass man. I envied that.

I have never, ever, ever lost control of anything in my pants when drunk.
Legs yes, stomach - a very small handful of times and those at a point where my body was probably choosing life. Heart, mind, tongue, yes.

Pee and poo? Never.
Yucky.
Then again, maybe I would have been more controlled about drinking if I had.

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01-13-2009, 11:22 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	If you drink a box of wine the whole box, now..... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-13-2009, 11:23 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	you'll be drunk then have a raging hangover in the morning. Trust me, I know. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-13-2009, 11:30 PM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Went for the assonance. (which is a much funnier answer than I expected it to be. At least to me, right now, during a really suck shift) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-13-2009, 11:41 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	there is hatred in the air today, neh? my day was full of bullshit and conflict. a guy got fired, and rock killed a man with a trident __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-13-2009, 11:44 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I've known a couple of people who have really disgusting habits like shitting their pants when they're drunk. It's always amazed me to think a grown person could do such a thing. I say person because in my historical experience, it's always been men, but a couple of months ago, one of my girlfiends pissed her pants at her daughters 18th. At that stage, I wasn't quite sure who was worse. The mother or the teenagers running around vomiting everywhere. Why do people get so drunk that they do those things? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-13-2009, 11:48 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	they don't practice enough simple __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-13-2009, 11:49 PM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well all the ones I know who do it are actually the ones who drink the most. That's what makes me wonder about it. It's like it's just something they do when they get drunk. Weird. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-13-2009, 11:51 PM	#8
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	You are teh ghey. Box wine? Are you f'ing kidding me?!? I knew something was up with the pomegranate martini, but this....This!!! Confirmed. lol!! Jim take a photo with your webcam. Post it. Do it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-13-2009, 11:54 PM	#9
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	A friend of ours (well, he's not really anymore, for semi-related reasons) once spent the night on our couch and peed on it. Fortunately it was the beat-up basement couch. Fucker tried to cover it up with a pillow and left early in the am so nobody would notice his wet pants. We mentioned it to a couple of other friends, and they were like "oh yeah, he'll do that." So why the hell didn't anybody warn us?! And why the hell does a 35-year-old man still wet the damn bed?

01-13-2009, 11:59 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i did buy a bottle of $3.99 cabernet sauvignon though! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-14-2009, 12:19 AM	#12
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	arrgh! Just take the photo. Please? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-14-2009, 05:22 AM	#13
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	The only time I ever drink from boxes (wtf buys boxes?) of wine are in the context of catered events...and the glasses are usually painfully small (where do they get those glasses from? they're like taster glasses) and protocol is not to have more than 2 drinks. I have a vague recollection of them being about at various family parties years ago... (synchronicity in action: as I typed 'wine' a woman on the radio said 'red wine'.)

01-14-2009, 08:51 AM	#14
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Box wines that you find in the grocery store contain cheap and fairly low quality wine. But there are good brands out there too. The box is very convenient for moderate drinkers, because it keeps the wine fresh for longer. You can have a glass a day (or two if you are going crazy,) and it will stay "fresh" for the amount of time it takes to finish the box over a week or two. It's an exceptionally good packaging system. You just miss out on the "event" of opening a bottle and hearing that uncorking sound.

01-14-2009, 10:35 AM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	HM used to buy boxes of wine. He was a two glass man. I envied that. I have never, ever, ever lost control of anything in my pants when drunk. Legs yes, stomach - a very small handful of times and those at a point where my body was probably choosing life. Heart, mind, tongue, yes. Pee and poo? Never. Yucky. Then again, maybe I would have been more controlled about drinking if I had.

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