Cellar Public Reminder Courtesy Post

monster · 04-11-2009, 12:35 AM

check your boobs for lumps
check your balls for lumps
check your skin for weird-colored patches and changing moles
get a mammogram
get a colonoscopy
get a pap smear teast
get your blood pressure checked
change the batteries in your smoke alarm
eat a dick

Juniper · 04-11-2009, 01:03 AM

Please keep arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Keep seat belt fastened until the vehicle is brought to a complete stop. Take small children by the hand and check around you for all personal belongings before exiting the ride.

Can you tell where I've been the last few days?

capnhowdy · 04-11-2009, 01:09 AM

If you shoot someone while swimming in the pool, please remove the body immediately.

Completely finish your current beer before opening another.

monster · 04-11-2009, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

Completely finish your current beer before opening another.

Spoilsport

classicman · 04-11-2009, 02:02 AM

change the batteries in your .......................smoke alarm

Shawnee123 · 04-11-2009, 06:27 AM

Stop, Look, and Listen before you cross the street.

morethanpretty · 04-11-2009, 09:22 AM

In case of setting yourself on fire:
Stop, drop and roll.

SteveDallas · 04-11-2009, 09:24 AM

Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.

Shawnee123 · 04-11-2009, 09:58 AM

This Page Intentionally Left Blank

Undertoad · 04-11-2009, 10:58 AM

Coffee is hot

Juniper · 04-11-2009, 11:29 AM

This is not a step

Shawnee123 · 04-11-2009, 11:34 AM

Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'
Don't stand in the pouring rain

lumberjim · 04-11-2009, 11:37 AM

watch the tram car please meep meep

Shawnee123 · 04-11-2009, 11:37 AM

Line Jumping Is Not A Sport

TheMercenary · 04-11-2009, 11:43 AM

Use of flamable anesthestics is prohibited in this area.

04-11-2009, 12:35 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Cellar Public Reminder Courtesy Post check your boobs for lumps check your balls for lumps check your skin for weird-colored patches and changing moles get a mammogram get a colonoscopy get a pap smear teast get your blood pressure checked change the batteries in your smoke alarm eat a dick __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-11-2009, 01:09 AM	#3
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	If you shoot someone while swimming in the pool, please remove the body immediately. Completely finish your current beer before opening another. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-11-2009, 02:02 AM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	change the batteries in your .......................smoke alarm __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-11-2009, 06:27 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Stop, Look, and Listen before you cross the street. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-11-2009, 09:22 AM	#7
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	In case of setting yourself on fire: Stop, drop and roll. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-11-2009, 01:03 AM	#2
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Please keep arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Keep seat belt fastened until the vehicle is brought to a complete stop. Take small children by the hand and check around you for all personal belongings before exiting the ride. Can you tell where I've been the last few days?

04-11-2009, 09:24 AM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.

04-11-2009, 09:58 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This Page Intentionally Left Blank __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-11-2009, 10:58 AM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Coffee is hot

04-11-2009, 11:29 AM	#11
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	This is not a step

04-11-2009, 11:34 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Don't sleep in the subway, darlin' Don't stand in the pouring rain __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-11-2009, 11:37 AM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	watch the tram car please meep meep __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-11-2009, 11:37 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Line Jumping Is Not A Sport __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-11-2009, 11:43 AM	#15
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Use of flamable anesthestics is prohibited in this area. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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