Fuck Off

lumberjim · 04-14-2009, 05:46 PM

a. I don't believe you

b. Go away, you're bothering me

c. I hate you and want you to die in a fire

d. To lolligag

e. To get big foam letters O, f, and f all in a row, and to copulate with the O.

Trilby · 04-14-2009, 05:47 PM

I'm going to start calling people "Potato Head" to insult them.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...salted potatoes....

DanaC · 04-14-2009, 05:50 PM

I could just eat some Walkers Ready Salted crisps (potato chips).

SteveDallas · 04-14-2009, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

e. To get big foam letters O, f, and f all in a row, and to copulate with the O.

Don't the "f"s get any love?

lumberjim · 04-14-2009, 06:01 PM

look what i made:

lumberjim · 04-14-2009, 06:11 PM

faster!

zippyt · 04-14-2009, 06:34 PM

Sheldonrs · 04-14-2009, 06:46 PM

Go for it.

lumberjim · 04-14-2009, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Don't the "f"s get any love?

eff um

ZenGum · 04-15-2009, 06:16 AM

Fuckoff? wasn't he a Russian novelist?

Sundae · 04-15-2009, 02:48 PM

Don't diss lollygagging.
It's a legitimate way to use up spare minutes found littering the day.

Re fuck off, I would like to add - fuck off, I want to be walking down a narrow street with you, and pretend to stumble against you at the right moment so that you stagger into the street just as the dustcart goes past and the cab is too high up for the driver to see you and all the running men are out of sight waking people up with a wheelie-bin alarm call and the big fat wheels go right over your squishy body and then pop your head like a raw egg and the brains I thought you didn't have splort up onto the dirty tyres and go round and round along the street looking a bit like blancmange.

Hah. It's a relief to let that out.

BigV · 04-15-2009, 02:54 PM

You have the wrong haircut for that...

classicman · 04-15-2009, 03:17 PM

"FUCK OFF" & "QUIT WHINING AND GET A FUCKING JOB."

Oh, come on!!!!!!!

Shawnee123 · 04-15-2009, 03:43 PM

FUCK OFF! Oh, and BITE ME. (please?)

Damn, that does feel good.

Pico and ME · 04-15-2009, 04:41 PM

Just shut the fuck up about shutting the fuck up...anyway.

04-14-2009, 05:46 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Fuck Off a. I don't believe you b. Go away, you're bothering me c. I hate you and want you to die in a fire d. To lolligag e. To get big foam letters O, f, and f all in a row, and to copulate with the O. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-14-2009, 05:47 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm going to start calling people "Potato Head" to insult them. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...salted potatoes.... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-14-2009, 06:01 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	look what i made: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-14-2009, 06:11 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	faster! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-14-2009, 06:34 PM	#7
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-14-2009, 05:50 PM	#3
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I could just eat some Walkers Ready Salted crisps (potato chips).

04-14-2009, 06:46 PM	#8
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Go for it. Attached Images __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-15-2009, 06:16 AM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Fuckoff? wasn't he a Russian novelist? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-15-2009, 02:48 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Don't diss lollygagging. It's a legitimate way to use up spare minutes found littering the day. Re fuck off, I would like to add - fuck off, I want to be walking down a narrow street with you, and pretend to stumble against you at the right moment so that you stagger into the street just as the dustcart goes past and the cab is too high up for the driver to see you and all the running men are out of sight waking people up with a wheelie-bin alarm call and the big fat wheels go right over your squishy body and then pop your head like a raw egg and the brains I thought you didn't have splort up onto the dirty tyres and go round and round along the street looking a bit like blancmange. Hah. It's a relief to let that out. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-15-2009, 02:54 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You have the wrong haircut for that... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-15-2009, 03:17 PM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	"FUCK OFF" & "QUIT WHINING AND GET A FUCKING JOB." Oh, come on!!!!!!! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt Last edited by classicman; 04-15-2009 at 03:45 PM. Reason: Fucked up

04-15-2009, 03:43 PM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	FUCK OFF! Oh, and BITE ME. (please?) Damn, that does feel good. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-15-2009, 04:41 PM	#15
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Just shut the fuck up about shutting the fuck up...anyway.

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