The 'GOD DAMN IT WHY WON'T YOU GO AWAY' game

[The Teapot]

Once again I settle down to work, only to be interrupted by my 'friends' being drawn to me like moths drawn to a flame that's trying to get some fucking work done. I'm going to keep looking until I find a friend repellent that doesn't involve noxious smells.

I tried to block them out, failed, then in an attempt to preserve my sanity I decided to write every fourth comment, until they noticed I’d stopped working.
I hope the effect will be they get pissed off at me and leave me alone, but I expect I’ll just hear more surrealism than usual.
Here is what I got

B*****
"I've never seen a crab eat a panda"

J***
"That’s kinda like saying 'I only have pictures of naked children because I took them'.

H****
"If you get punched by him you get 'Fuzz' imprinted on your face"

S***
"We can all try and be relatively racist if you want"

J***
"Tomahawk? "That’s racist?"

T***
"That was horrible. I would have been happier if you'd given me AIDs"

S***
"Just draw matt as a furry fag."

J***
"So, just matt then?"

H****
"[laughs]... I totally don't get that."

S***
"What? You have cat nipples"

S***
"Is the Pope a Catholic"

T**
"I think he’s religious"

B*****
"He's definitely that guy who was mentioned on YouTube"

S***
"Draw yourself in sexy vision"

H****
"SILENCE, I COMB YOU"

H****
"What are you quoting me on?" - Noticed


They must be the most un-politically correct people I know that claim to be liberal.