Have a Blessed day

lumberjim · 04-20-2009, 04:28 PM

no

fuck you

Trilby · 04-20-2009, 04:31 PM

ok.

I'm gonna eat strawberry fruit bars till I poop red.

you can't stop me.

zippyt · 04-20-2009, 04:35 PM

Jim just LOVES Him some Mondays Don't he !!

lumberjim · 04-20-2009, 06:14 PM

that's not Bless-edd

that's Bless'd ...one syllable

and fuck you some more

DanaC · 04-20-2009, 06:22 PM

Have Blessed day!

TheMercenary · 04-20-2009, 06:24 PM

Aliantha · 04-20-2009, 06:25 PM

Well it looks like someone's got his cranky pants on today doesn't it. lol

lumberjim · 04-20-2009, 06:45 PM

i knew it was coming...at the end of the voicemail message.

i'll be glad to get back to you at my earliest convenience....have a blessed day.

I don't know if it was a subliminal memory from the last time i called her 6 months ago, or just the tone of voice she speaks in......but i knew it was coming.

She's a nutbar holy roller that I had to spend over an hour with signing her deal, and closing her on the warranty and gap.....and made nearly nothing for my effort. She selfishly read every document as though I had invented them all specifically for her and had surely hidden some clause in there which had her promising to have vigorous anal sex with all of the mechanics twice a week for the next 6 years. The whole time, I knew that she was looking at the words, and understanding nothing.....just appearing to read them...because she is a teacher and she was taught that you should always read every thing you sign no matter what. I don't know what the hell she wants from me but I've been playing phone tag with her all day trying to return her lousy call....and every time I have to hear that shit. blessed day. eat a dick

have a blessed dick

classicman · 04-20-2009, 06:49 PM

I had a sales rep that sent out a bulk email to 2000, yep two thousand prospects and clients that said " A Merry Christmas and blessed wish for the new year. I personally fielded at least a dozen people who were PISSED.

lumberjim · 04-20-2009, 07:26 PM

i have caller ID....i'm not answering when she calls back. I wanna see how long I can avoid her...while appearing to be trying to reach her.

ha....i just 'missed' her call.....

lumberjim · 04-20-2009, 07:27 PM

her message:

she has a meeting now....ha ha ha.....she'll try me again tomorrow...ha ha ha

it's SO funny!

bless these

Trilby · 04-20-2009, 07:52 PM

I HATE that, when people foist their 'blessed day' on me. (I just thought Jim was being his usual non-sequitor self up there, but NOW....)

I truly do; I am not being sarcastic. I want to punch their stupid face. It usually means they are the worst kind of (place religion *here*) that there is. They're usually judgmental fukkers.

I think the appropriate response would be "Shalom," or something - "the Goddess be with you", etc.

Beestie · 04-20-2009, 08:01 PM

Would someone kindly explain what the fuck a blessed day is exactly?

Seriously - what the hell is it? Get that dingbat on the phone and tell her Beestie wants to know exactly what in the flying fuck a blessed day is.

And it better make sense.

Don't make me channel George Carlin on her ass.

jinx · 04-20-2009, 08:26 PM

Sigh... Beestie, Beestie, Beestie.... I'll pray for you. But not for Jim and Brianna, they're obviously going to hell no matter what.

TheMercenary · 04-20-2009, 08:27 PM

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HABD Have A Blessed Day

Ojala que tienes una dia bendita.

ha, ha, ha, read this one:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72806

04-20-2009, 04:28 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Have a Blessed day no fuck you __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-20-2009, 04:31 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	ok. I'm gonna eat strawberry fruit bars till I poop red. you can't stop me. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-20-2009, 04:35 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Jim just LOVES Him some Mondays Don't he !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-20-2009, 06:14 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that's not Bless-edd that's Bless'd ...one syllable and fuck you some more __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-20-2009, 06:22 PM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Have Blessed day! Attached Images

04-20-2009, 06:24 PM	#6
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-20-2009, 06:25 PM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well it looks like someone's got his cranky pants on today doesn't it. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-20-2009, 06:45 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i knew it was coming...at the end of the voicemail message. i'll be glad to get back to you at my earliest convenience....have a blessed day. I don't know if it was a subliminal memory from the last time i called her 6 months ago, or just the tone of voice she speaks in......but i knew it was coming. She's a nutbar holy roller that I had to spend over an hour with signing her deal, and closing her on the warranty and gap.....and made nearly nothing for my effort. She selfishly read every document as though I had invented them all specifically for her and had surely hidden some clause in there which had her promising to have vigorous anal sex with all of the mechanics twice a week for the next 6 years. The whole time, I knew that she was looking at the words, and understanding nothing.....just appearing to read them...because she is a teacher and she was taught that you should always read every thing you sign no matter what. I don't know what the hell she wants from me but I've been playing phone tag with her all day trying to return her lousy call....and every time I have to hear that shit. blessed day. eat a dick have a blessed dick __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-20-2009, 06:49 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I had a sales rep that sent out a bulk email to 2000, yep two thousand prospects and clients that said " A Merry Christmas and blessed wish for the new year. I personally fielded at least a dozen people who were PISSED. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-20-2009, 07:26 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i have caller ID....i'm not answering when she calls back. I wanna see how long I can avoid her...while appearing to be trying to reach her. ha....i just 'missed' her call..... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-20-2009, 07:27 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	her message: she has a meeting now....ha ha ha.....she'll try me again tomorrow...ha ha ha it's SO funny! bless these __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-20-2009, 07:52 PM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I HATE that, when people foist their 'blessed day' on me. (I just thought Jim was being his usual non-sequitor self up there, but NOW....) I truly do; I am not being sarcastic. I want to punch their stupid face. It usually means they are the worst kind of (place religion here) that there is. They're usually judgmental fukkers. I think the appropriate response would be "Shalom," or something - "the Goddess be with you", etc. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-20-2009, 08:01 PM	#13
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Would someone kindly explain what the fuck a blessed day is exactly? Seriously - what the hell is it? Get that dingbat on the phone and tell her Beestie wants to know exactly what in the flying fuck a blessed day is. And it better make sense. Don't make me channel George Carlin on her ass. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

04-20-2009, 08:26 PM	#14
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Sigh... Beestie, Beestie, Beestie.... I'll pray for you. But not for Jim and Brianna, they're obviously going to hell no matter what. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-20-2009, 08:27 PM	#15
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	HABD Helicopter Aircrew Breathing Device HABD Hot Axle Box Detector HABD Have A Blessed Day Ojala que tienes una dia bendita. ha, ha, ha, read this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72806 __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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