Funky's on the Moan

hackhelios · 09-05-2009, 12:25 PM

New telephone game!

For those just joining us, the rules are simple: change one word in the following sentence and repost. After 100 posts (that's right, we're aiming high this time around), we compare first and last sentences. Hilarity ensues.

So without further ado...

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

Juuuust kidding. Let's pick on Wordpress in honor of their recent massive pwnage:

"I would say deleting the file is good, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade."

(That turned out to be wrong, btw. Big time.)

Crimson Ghost · 09-05-2009, 09:32 PM

"I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade."

monster · 09-05-2009, 10:22 PM

I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

jinx · 09-05-2009, 10:24 PM

I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

lumberjim · 09-05-2009, 11:03 PM

I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

monster · 09-05-2009, 11:16 PM

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation

Crimson Ghost · 09-06-2009, 12:10 AM

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you manage to delete the file during an ejaculation.

hackhelios · 09-06-2009, 12:24 AM

I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation.

jinx · 09-06-2009, 12:38 AM

I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation.

lumberjim · 09-06-2009, 09:05 AM

I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.

monster · 09-06-2009, 03:31 PM

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.

Crimson Ghost · 09-06-2009, 05:49 PM

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.

DanaC · 09-06-2009, 07:45 PM

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an evacuation.

lumberjim · 09-06-2009, 07:52 PM

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an evacuation.

Pie · 09-06-2009, 07:58 PM

Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.

09-05-2009, 12:25 PM	#1
hackhelios Sun Hacker Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Silver Spring, MD Posts: 48	Funky's on the Moan New telephone game! For those just joining us, the rules are simple: change one word in the following sentence and repost. After 100 posts (that's right, we're aiming high this time around), we compare first and last sentences. Hilarity ensues. So without further ado... “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!” Juuuust kidding. Let's pick on Wordpress in honor of their recent massive pwnage: "I would say deleting the file is good, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade." (That turned out to be wrong, btw. Big time.) __________________ Burn the land and boil the sea, You can't take the sky from me.

09-05-2009, 09:32 PM	#2
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	"I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade." __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

09-05-2009, 10:22 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-05-2009, 10:24 PM	#4
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

09-05-2009, 11:03 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-05-2009, 11:16 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-06-2009, 12:10 AM	#7
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you manage to delete the file during an ejaculation. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

09-06-2009, 12:24 AM	#8
hackhelios Sun Hacker Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Silver Spring, MD Posts: 48	I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation. __________________ Burn the land and boil the sea, You can't take the sky from me.

09-06-2009, 12:38 AM	#9
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

09-06-2009, 09:05 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-06-2009, 03:31 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-06-2009, 05:49 PM	#12
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

09-06-2009, 07:52 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an evacuation. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-06-2009, 07:58 PM	#15
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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