There is nothing wrong with ________

ZenGum · 11-21-2009, 02:11 AM

Post something fitting the following format:

There is nothing wrong with [previous poster] that couldn't be fixed by [witty and good spirited insight into previous poster's online personality].

So, since there was no previous poster, I'll do the cellar itself.

There is nothing wrong with the cellar that couldn't be fixed by infinite bandwidth and the death of all spam.

Now someone do me. (hehe.)

Griff · 11-21-2009, 08:11 AM

There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by God, Capitalism, and Statism.

Spexxvet · 11-21-2009, 08:57 AM

There is nothing wrong with Griff that couldn't be fixed by relaxed goat cheese regulation.

Clodfobble · 11-21-2009, 11:20 AM

There is nothing wrong with Spexx that couldn't be fixed by Ben Stein and some Visine.

Sundae · 11-21-2009, 04:14 PM

There's nothing wrong with Clodfobble.
End of.

Oops, sorry, have to play the game.

There's nothing wrong with Clod that can't be fixed by a wonderful vacation, where her children are taken care of by specialists who completely understand their needs, while Clod and Mr Clod are free to do whatever they like and in the afternoon drink tea and eat English biscuits.

Undertoad · 11-21-2009, 05:27 PM

There's nothing wrong with SG that couldn't be fixed with a good, solid rogering.

ZenGum · 11-21-2009, 05:31 PM

There is nothing wrong with UT that couldn't be fixed by seeing natural light occasionally.

And there is nothing wrong with this thread that couldn't be fixed by a kind moderator who can type better than I can. ETA Thakns.

Trilby · 11-21-2009, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by God, Capitalism, and Statism.

Also: there is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by a gay Christian whale. That's been nuked.

SamIam · 11-21-2009, 11:45 PM

There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed by a lot less Chaucer and a little more loving.

Cicero · 11-22-2009, 02:35 AM

There is nothing wrong with SamIam that couldn't be fixed by The I Ching, a handsome suitor, and 2 foot-lockers full of money!

regular.joe · 11-23-2009, 11:34 PM

There is nothing wrong with Cicero that couldn't be fixed with the proper application of an old Fender Guitar, tuned properly of course.

monster · 11-24-2009, 12:23 AM

There is nothing wrong with RegJoe that couldn't be fixed with a plane, a beer and a hot chick ..or two

Trilby · 11-24-2009, 04:56 AM

There is nothing wrong with monster that couldn't be fixed with a hockey stick, a proper biscuit and a can of Heinz beans.

Aliantha · 11-24-2009, 06:15 AM

There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed with a nice long (all expenses paid) holiday in the south of France...or the Greek Islands...or the Maldives...etc.

DanaC · 11-24-2009, 06:17 AM

There is nothing wrong with Ali that couldn't be fixed by a 12 hour adjustment to her timezone...

11-21-2009, 02:11 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	There is nothing wrong with ________ Post something fitting the following format: There is nothing wrong with [previous poster] that couldn't be fixed by [witty and good spirited insight into previous poster's online personality]. So, since there was no previous poster, I'll do the cellar itself. There is nothing wrong with the cellar that couldn't be fixed by infinite bandwidth and the death of all spam. Now someone do me. (hehe.) __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-21-2009, 08:11 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	There is nothing wrong with Zengum that couldn't be fixed by God, Capitalism, and Statism. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-21-2009, 08:57 AM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	There is nothing wrong with Griff that couldn't be fixed by relaxed goat cheese regulation. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-21-2009, 11:20 AM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	There is nothing wrong with Spexx that couldn't be fixed by Ben Stein and some Visine. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-21-2009, 04:14 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	There's nothing wrong with Clodfobble. End of. Oops, sorry, have to play the game. There's nothing wrong with Clod that can't be fixed by a wonderful vacation, where her children are taken care of by specialists who completely understand their needs, while Clod and Mr Clod are free to do whatever they like and in the afternoon drink tea and eat English biscuits. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-21-2009, 05:27 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	There's nothing wrong with SG that couldn't be fixed with a good, solid rogering.

11-21-2009, 05:31 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	There is nothing wrong with UT that couldn't be fixed by seeing natural light occasionally. And there is nothing wrong with this thread that couldn't be fixed by a kind moderator who can type better than I can. ETA Thakns. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. Last edited by ZenGum; 11-21-2009 at 05:59 PM.

11-21-2009, 11:45 PM	#9
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed by a lot less Chaucer and a little more loving.

11-22-2009, 02:35 AM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	There is nothing wrong with SamIam that couldn't be fixed by The I Ching, a handsome suitor, and 2 foot-lockers full of money! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-23-2009, 11:34 PM	#11
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	There is nothing wrong with Cicero that couldn't be fixed with the proper application of an old Fender Guitar, tuned properly of course. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

11-24-2009, 12:23 AM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There is nothing wrong with RegJoe that couldn't be fixed with a plane, a beer and a hot chick ..or two __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-24-2009, 04:56 AM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	There is nothing wrong with monster that couldn't be fixed with a hockey stick, a proper biscuit and a can of Heinz beans.

11-24-2009, 06:15 AM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	There is nothing wrong with Brianna that couldn't be fixed with a nice long (all expenses paid) holiday in the south of France...or the Greek Islands...or the Maldives...etc. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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