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01-26-2010, 05:50 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Fuck this goddamned day.
Fuck this goddamned day. FUCK this goddamned day. FUCK THIS GODDAMNED DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tried. I tried real fucking hard to turn this day into something. I've been getting slapped in the face and fucked in the ass with every single fucking thing I've done--no no no--TRIED to do today. So fuck it. I'm not doing one more goddamn thing. What's that? You're on fire, and need someone to throw water on you? Fuck you smokey. You're gonna die. Tell my grandma I said hello. And if you go to hell instead, tell everyone I said "Suffer motherfucker." I've had all I can fucking stand. I wish I'd never woke up. The gas heater was the kicker. It quit. And, no, I ain't fixing it. Not today. And not tonight. It's gonna be colder than nun's cunt tonight, too. No fucking heat. But, guess what? I don't give a fuck. The pipes freeze and burst? (Right now)Fuck that too. I'm so far beyond giving a fuck what happens that I can't articulate it. This fucking funk shouldn't take more than a month to come out of. Fuck!
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01-26-2010, 05:53 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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turn the water on to trickle.
and you made two new threads, so you fucked up not doing anything too. mook.
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01-26-2010, 05:55 PM
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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01-26-2010, 06:02 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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oh shit.
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01-26-2010, 06:38 PM
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I know, right?
Join Date: Aug 2008
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01-26-2010, 07:32 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
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perfect timing, Juniper!
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01-26-2010, 10:50 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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I thought "fuck today" at about lunchtime. I agree. Wholeheartedly. At about 1:15 p.m. I said, "No this is going to be a great day no matter what". I later retracted that and decided, "Fuck today".
I feel better and today is over. I hope you are feeling better too.  Today has been fucked....Done.
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01-27-2010, 10:19 AM
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has left the building.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Must own a Whirlpool Hot Water Heater, FG Model. I got rid of mine about three weeks ago... finally. Damn thing flooded my basement six times over six years.
Whirlpool was actually sued over that POS FG Model. THe lawyers got $2.5 million and everyone who owned one got $60.00 and got to keep the Hot Water Heater. Hey, Gravdgr... hope things improve. If they don't... well... your screwed. |
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01-27-2010, 10:27 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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yeah. fuck this day! I've got zits AND I'm not feeling it. I just want to stay home, bond with the couch and watch tv. I DON"T wanna go to skool! I hate that stupid skool!
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01-27-2010, 09:03 PM
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Professor
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Houston, TX
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Poor Gravdigr, hope you're feeling better now.
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01-27-2010, 10:02 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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01-28-2010, 12:33 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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that's cuz it hit your e-prostate
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01-28-2010, 01:10 PM
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Adapt and Survive
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Ann Arbor, Mi
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01-28-2010, 04:41 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I'd like to nominate today for this thread.
thank you
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