tw hurt me real bad

Shawnee123 · 02-19-2010, 03:07 PM

Please post here all the times tw hurt you real bad.

Dracks · 02-19-2010, 03:10 PM

HE DID HURT ME! He hurt me real bad.

I'm still getting over it.

lumberjim · 02-19-2010, 04:01 PM

this one time....

he tied my hand to a board and broke each one of my knuckles with a ball-peen hammer

Spexxvet · 02-19-2010, 04:06 PM

I saw him whack a guy's peepee. Just for fun.

lumberjim · 02-19-2010, 04:11 PM

KICKED HIM RIGHT IN THE DING DING!

squirell nutkin · 02-19-2010, 05:22 PM

I told him "More Lube!" but he just laughed.

Shawnee123 · 02-20-2010, 11:50 AM

I hope tw knows I'm just messing. I like tw.

lookout123 · 02-20-2010, 03:01 PM

Sure you do. With a nice red sauce.

tw · 02-20-2010, 09:10 PM

tw hurt me more than anyone else. He swung a hammer. Teeth on that hammer tore skin right off a finger that was holding the nail. Blood everywhere. Pain for days. Ugliest looking finger I ever did see. Nobody was hurt by tw as much as I was.

Let him hold his own nails.

Shawnee123 · 02-20-2010, 09:24 PM

Does Chianti go with red sauce?

tw, you should get a nail gun! Ouch!

lumberjim · 02-20-2010, 10:10 PM

sorry about your finger

tw · 02-21-2010, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

sorry about your finger

... so I learned how to finger paint - monochromatically.

ZenGum · 02-22-2010, 04:36 AM

when life gives you lemons .... .... keep the juice the hell away from your mangled finger.

Sundae · 02-22-2010, 05:55 AM

I dreamed that tw said I had less integrity than an MBA.
That hurt me real bad, because when I woke up I knew he really meant it.

Cicero · 02-23-2010, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw

tw hurt me more than anyone else. He swung a hammer. Teeth on that hammer tore skin right off a finger that was holding the nail. Blood everywhere. Pain for days. Ugliest looking finger I ever did see. Nobody was hurt by tw as much as I was.

Let him hold his own nails.

Hall of Fame: Most brief tw post ever. I am gauging the word count here, and it is below the minimum 100.

02-19-2010, 03:07 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	tw hurt me real bad Please post here all the times tw hurt you real bad. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-19-2010, 04:01 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this one time.... he tied my hand to a board and broke each one of my knuckles with a ball-peen hammer __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-19-2010, 04:06 PM	#4
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I saw him whack a guy's peepee. Just for fun. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-19-2010, 04:11 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	KICKED HIM RIGHT IN THE DING DING! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-19-2010, 05:22 PM	#6
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I told him "More Lube!" but he just laughed. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-19-2010, 03:10 PM	#2
Dracks Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 16	HE DID HURT ME! He hurt me real bad. I'm still getting over it.

02-20-2010, 11:50 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I hope tw knows I'm just messing. I like tw. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-20-2010, 03:01 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Sure you do. With a nice red sauce. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

02-20-2010, 09:10 PM	#9
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	tw hurt me more than anyone else. He swung a hammer. Teeth on that hammer tore skin right off a finger that was holding the nail. Blood everywhere. Pain for days. Ugliest looking finger I ever did see. Nobody was hurt by tw as much as I was. Let him hold his own nails.

02-20-2010, 09:24 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Does Chianti go with red sauce? tw, you should get a nail gun! Ouch! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-20-2010, 10:10 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sorry about your finger __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-22-2010, 04:36 AM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	when life gives you lemons .... .... keep the juice the hell away from your mangled finger. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-22-2010, 05:55 AM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I dreamed that tw said I had less integrity than an MBA. That hurt me real bad, because when I woke up I knew he really meant it.

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