What's invisible and smells like ...jelly beans?

lumberjim · 06-22-2010, 08:40 AM

Wacky Jelly Bean Company Promises Scented Farts

coming soon:

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A company that's currently keeping its name under a guise of secrecy is one that's promising to offer a solution to one of the world's biggest issues. No, we're not talking about the Gulf oil spill, so perhaps that's a bit of an exaggeration, but we are talking about another type of gas!
Farts are a serious issue, at least they are when they have the ability to make the air in a small place toxic to breathe in. Sure, you could walk around with a can of air freshener and give it a spray anytime some gas is passed. But that would just draw unwanted attention and fellow elevator riders may not appreciate you spritzing them with Hawaiian breeze or vanilla scents.

As a solution to this problem, one international company has decided to create jelly beans that are safe to, safe to digest eat, and when they make an escape from your body during the process, they admit an appealing scent. This company promises that they will have jelly beans with a standard office scent, or the smell of various designer perfumes.
Now we just need to wait and see exactly which business this is and if it's a concept that works!

I work with a guy who's mom works for a flavor/scent company in NJ. She says this is for real.

Sundae · 06-22-2010, 02:08 PM

My farts already smell of jellybeans.

HungLikeJesus · 06-22-2010, 02:11 PM

The secret is that they are fart-flavored jelly beans.

Sheldonrs · 06-22-2010, 02:31 PM

Bertie Butts Every Flavor Jellybeans?

BrianR · 06-22-2010, 04:08 PM

I am *so* onto this!

Reports as soon as they are commercially available.

toranokaze · 06-22-2010, 04:38 PM

I would invest in it

GunMaster357 · 06-24-2010, 07:16 AM

I'm curious... and dubious... since to change a fart's smell you have to change its chemical composition.

What of these chemical and their effects on the body?

Shawnee123 · 06-24-2010, 07:33 AM

I think they're misrepresenting how they work. You actually have to shove one right up your ass if you want that "fresh as a jelly bean" aroma. After that you can eat them, preferably not the one previously inserted elsewhere.

HungLikeJesus · 06-24-2010, 08:25 AM

That sounds kind of like BP's junk shot.

wanderer · 06-25-2010, 04:45 AM

I was imagining someone appreciating my new perfume, that keeps rising to their nostrils time to time

sad_winslow · 06-25-2010, 02:00 PM

.."standard office scent"?

can i get mine in "new car smell"?

squirell nutkin · 06-25-2010, 03:14 PM

I've eaten Chinese food that creates farts that smell just like Chinese food. It is unsettling to say the least.

06-22-2010, 02:08 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My farts already smell of jellybeans. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-22-2010, 02:11 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The secret is that they are fart-flavored jelly beans. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-22-2010, 02:31 PM	#4
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Bertie Butts Every Flavor Jellybeans? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

06-22-2010, 04:08 PM	#5
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I am so onto this! Reports as soon as they are commercially available. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

06-22-2010, 04:38 PM	#6
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I would invest in it __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

06-24-2010, 07:16 AM	#7
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	I'm curious... and dubious... since to change a fart's smell you have to change its chemical composition. What of these chemical and their effects on the body? __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-24-2010, 07:33 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I think they're misrepresenting how they work. You actually have to shove one right up your ass if you want that "fresh as a jelly bean" aroma. After that you can eat them, preferably not the one previously inserted elsewhere. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-24-2010, 08:25 AM	#9
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That sounds kind of like BP's junk shot. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-25-2010, 04:45 AM	#10
wanderer Master of the Domain Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 225	I was imagining someone appreciating my new perfume, that keeps rising to their nostrils time to time __________________ smoke on the water

06-25-2010, 02:00 PM	#11
sad_winslow Big McLargeHuge Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: california, USA Posts: 203	.."standard office scent"? can i get mine in "new car smell"?

06-25-2010, 03:14 PM	#12
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I've eaten Chinese food that creates farts that smell just like Chinese food. It is unsettling to say the least. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

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