Nov 3, 2010: Horse & Bear

xoxoxoBruce · 11-03-2010, 12:03 AM

Brianna likes animals. Says we need more animals. So today we'll have animals.

A Horse .................................................................................. and a Bear.

Have a lovely day.

sandypossum · 11-03-2010, 02:06 AM

If you have big pointy teeth and long slashy claws and a couple of hundred kilos of grrrr to attack with it doesn't matter how small your peeny is. That's a picture just waiting for a LOL caption. And the horse says "tra la la, I'm gorgeous AND my willy is HUGE!" I'm not sure what this teaches me. Anyway, I have a fever so my brain is only on 10%.

SPUCK · 11-03-2010, 05:19 AM

So what, that horse is a transvestite? I see no undercarriage on that mare.

I think that bear is a leakydick.

Trilby · 11-03-2010, 06:35 AM

Yay! thanks bruce. Two animals that aren't eating each other!

I love the look on the bear's face.

monster · 11-03-2010, 07:18 AM

bear is saying (in Marvin Gaye voice) "This one's for you, Bri"

ew.

Big Sarge · 11-03-2010, 07:49 AM

Is the bear standing up to pee? Or is that a weed?

Sundae · 11-03-2010, 03:05 PM

Surely it's too high up on the bear's belly to be a winky.
I vote weed, not wee-weed.

TheDaVinciChode · 11-03-2010, 04:05 PM

Looks like a mister-wink, to me... but is surely in an odd position - perhaps just seems that way, to the outward observer?

Also: (Horse ÷ 5) + (Bear - Brown) =

That guy's got the right idea. I'm hungry, what's for dinner?

Diaphone Jim · 11-03-2010, 05:10 PM

That's a neighbor kid in his bear costume. I have had to speak to him about that before.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-03-2010, 05:20 PM

Maybe that bear drank too much Coke?

spudcon · 11-03-2010, 09:49 PM

It's been removed, Bruce.

spudcon · 11-03-2010, 09:54 PM

Al Gore's ManBearPig.

Kolbenfresser · 11-04-2010, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon

It's been removed, Bruce.

I believe this is another copy - although I have no idea why he should die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tFdtS1L4rs

xoxoxoBruce · 11-04-2010, 05:52 PM

I read the bear was only being fed what the scraps restaurant patrons would throw from their plates. An unfit diet for a captured wild bear, although it probably died of a broken heart.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-08-2010, 03:15 AM

1,000 pounds.

11-03-2010, 12:03 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nov 3, 2010: Horse & Bear Brianna likes animals. Says we need more animals. So today we'll have animals. A Horse .................................................................................. and a Bear. Have a lovely day. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-03-2010, 02:06 AM	#2
sandypossum tri-continental dag hag Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 247	If you have big pointy teeth and long slashy claws and a couple of hundred kilos of grrrr to attack with it doesn't matter how small your peeny is. That's a picture just waiting for a LOL caption. And the horse says "tra la la, I'm gorgeous AND my willy is HUGE!" I'm not sure what this teaches me. Anyway, I have a fever so my brain is only on 10%. __________________ you're never too old to have a happy childhood

11-03-2010, 06:35 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Yay! thanks bruce. Two animals that aren't eating each other! I love the look on the bear's face. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-03-2010, 07:18 AM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	bear is saying (in Marvin Gaye voice) "This one's for you, Bri" ew. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-03-2010, 07:49 AM	#6
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Is the bear standing up to pee? Or is that a weed? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-03-2010, 05:19 AM	#3
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	So what, that horse is a transvestite? I see no undercarriage on that mare. I think that bear is a leakydick.

11-03-2010, 03:05 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Surely it's too high up on the bear's belly to be a winky. I vote weed, not wee-weed.

11-03-2010, 04:05 PM	#8
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	Looks like a mister-wink, to me... but is surely in an odd position - perhaps just seems that way, to the outward observer? Also: (Horse ÷ 5) + (Bear - Brown) = That guy's got the right idea. I'm hungry, what's for dinner? __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

11-03-2010, 05:10 PM	#9
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	That's a neighbor kid in his bear costume. I have had to speak to him about that before.

11-03-2010, 05:20 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe that bear drank too much Coke? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-03-2010, 09:49 PM	#11
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	It's been removed, Bruce. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

11-03-2010, 09:54 PM	#12
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Al Gore's ManBearPig. Attached Images __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

11-04-2010, 05:52 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I read the bear was only being fed what the scraps restaurant patrons would throw from their plates. An unfit diet for a captured wild bear, although it probably died of a broken heart. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-08-2010, 03:15 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	1,000 pounds. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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