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Old 11-17-2010, 08:37 AM   #1
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What about MY feelings? I'm offended by...

"The world today is absolutely crackers..." sang Eric Idle. And that was 20 something years before stupid shit like this:

Plastic pig banned from UK toy set for fear of offending Jews, Muslims


I, personally, am offended by farms in general. And don't even get me started about tractors and farm equipment. I want that shit out of my toy farm set.
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:39 AM   #2
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WTF? Their religion tells them not to eat pork. Where does it say they can't play with a pig (toy or otherwise)?
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:43 AM   #3
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I'm against most farm equipment. Esp. combines. nasty fukkers - you could lose your arm.
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:53 AM   #4
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I don't eat horses or tractors, they must be removed. And the farmer, although Mrs Farmer can stay.
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:11 AM   #5
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I don't eat horses or tractors, they must be removed. And the farmer, although Mrs Farmer can stay.
Not to mention her three lovely daughters...
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Old 11-17-2010, 04:40 PM   #6
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Not to mention her three lovely daughters...

Oooooooooo. It's a modern day version of Fiddler on the Roof.
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Old 11-17-2010, 05:10 PM   #7
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In the UK it's PC gone mad..
every official authority, schools or whatever seems to have lost all common sense on the basis that you must not offend anyone at anytime.
That's why schools now don't celebrate Christmas it's "Winter Festival".
But the best story that was in a local paper was about a book shop in Edinburgh old town which sells second hand old childrens books and they has this one in the window, which someone complained about and two police officers were sent to the shop to warn that although the book was written in the 30's and was no way racist a complaint was made and would the owner of the shop refrain from displaying the book in the window.
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:53 AM   #8
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zactly

My religion forbids me from eating cars, but yet I see a toy car in the latest Happy Meal.
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Old 11-17-2010, 10:06 AM   #9
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I love me some boobies. I want them added to the farm set. Waaaaah!
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Old 11-18-2010, 07:36 PM   #10
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zactly

My religion forbids me from eating cars, but yet I see a toy car in the latest Happy Meal.
I heard something on the radio about some state or town or something trying to ban toys in 'happy' meals that didn't meet some kind of nutritional minimum.

anyone catch that?
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:13 AM   #11
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what about toy dogs? pound puppies, etc. all offensive! ban them! ban them, I say!
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:30 PM   #12
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WTF? Their religion tells them not to eat pork. Where does it say they can't play with a pig (toy or otherwise)?
Strictly speaking, I'm pretty sure their religion says they can't even touch a pig, which is where the question of touching a fake pig might come into play. It's still a stupid question, mind you, and a stupid PR ploy for them to claim they are trying not to offend Jews or Muslims, since not once in the history of the UK has any member of the Jewish population complained about a toy pig. Which just goes to show that, like most of these types of problems, it's not a religious issue at all, but a cultural one.
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:41 PM   #13
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The story oringated with The Sun newspaper.
This is a newspaper that has a Stunner on page 3 everyday - yes, the girls with bare titties.
It's known for inflammatory headlines and stories that burn out like a damp squib once investigated.

Interestingly, the article concludes:
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ELC said: "The decision to remove the pig was taken in reaction to customer feedback in some parts of the world."

However, after The Sun contacted the firm, it said: "We have taken the decision to reinstate the pig and to no longer sell the set in international markets where it might create an issue.
That's quite a different kettle of gefilte fish.
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:47 PM   #14
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The story oringated with The Sun newspaper.
This is a newspaper that has a Stunner on page 3 everyday - yes, the girls with bare titties.
...
Do we have a thread for that?

We should have a thread for that.

Let's take a vote.
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:54 AM   #15
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Do we have a thread for that?

We should have a thread for that.

Let's take a vote.
Aye.
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