My cat is nagging me

monster · 01-21-2011, 10:06 AM

to get on with the the zillion things that I should be doing. I know he just looks like he's sitting there innocently keeping me company, with his tail pristinely wrapped around his front paws, but when did a cat ever just sit anywhere innocently and keep anyone company? I'd post a pic but I'm ashamed of the pile of mess he's sitting on and nagging me about, and that pile of mess is way down my priority list. Stop looking at me like that, cat!

Trilby · 01-21-2011, 10:44 AM

The sun is shining - which is wunnerful - but it's also illuminating all the dirty spots in my kitchen and bathroom.

I really don't feel like cleaning but I'm kinda being shamed into it.

Shawnee123 · 01-21-2011, 10:46 AM

My cats just yell at me all day long. Except when they're sleeping. I haven't bothered to find out if they want me to do laundry or clean the kitchen. They can get a job and hire a housekeeper.

SamIam · 01-21-2011, 11:38 AM

My cats save their nagging for the really important things - like more crunchies.

fargon · 01-21-2011, 12:07 PM

Kung Pao Kitty kept shutting off my C-PAP this morning, I guess she wanted me to get up.

Sundae · 01-21-2011, 12:29 PM

Diz has been in a funny mood the last few days.
I think it's because my new diet has me farting almost constantly. He doesn't understand why I have smuggled a barking spider into my trousers and it unnerves him.

If he were to nag me about anything it would probably be getting off the puter and going downstairs to play chasing games with him. And just typing that has made me feel guilty enough to promise him I will. In half an hour.

wolf · 01-21-2011, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Kung Pao Kitty kept shutting off my C-PAP this morning, I guess she wanted me to get up.

She relies upon you continuing to believe that.

Trilby · 01-21-2011, 01:12 PM

well obviously my cats are a big part of the house cleaning problem.

I have two black girls now - and they like to fight over who can shed more.

Shawnee123 · 01-21-2011, 01:42 PM

Oh yeah, if it weren't for my cats I would still be cluttered but much cleaner.

I don't ever want to think of my cats being gone, but they're really up there, and I think I won't get another cat for a long time.

Then I'll see some poor little kitteh with a little kitteh face and I'll have absolutely no willpower. Why do critters have such a hold on me?

nowhereman · 01-21-2011, 02:21 PM

innocent + cat = mutually exclusive

01-21-2011, 10:06 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My cat is nagging me to get on with the the zillion things that I should be doing. I know he just looks like he's sitting there innocently keeping me company, with his tail pristinely wrapped around his front paws, but when did a cat ever just sit anywhere innocently and keep anyone company? I'd post a pic but I'm ashamed of the pile of mess he's sitting on and nagging me about, and that pile of mess is way down my priority list. Stop looking at me like that, cat! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-21-2011, 10:44 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	The sun is shining - which is wunnerful - but it's also illuminating all the dirty spots in my kitchen and bathroom. I really don't feel like cleaning but I'm kinda being shamed into it. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-21-2011, 10:46 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	My cats just yell at me all day long. Except when they're sleeping. I haven't bothered to find out if they want me to do laundry or clean the kitchen. They can get a job and hire a housekeeper. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-21-2011, 12:07 PM	#5
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Kung Pao Kitty kept shutting off my C-PAP this morning, I guess she wanted me to get up. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-21-2011, 12:29 PM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Diz has been in a funny mood the last few days. I think it's because my new diet has me farting almost constantly. He doesn't understand why I have smuggled a barking spider into my trousers and it unnerves him. If he were to nag me about anything it would probably be getting off the puter and going downstairs to play chasing games with him. And just typing that has made me feel guilty enough to promise him I will. In half an hour. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-21-2011, 11:38 AM	#4
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	My cats save their nagging for the really important things - like more crunchies.

01-21-2011, 01:12 PM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	well obviously my cats are a big part of the house cleaning problem. I have two black girls now - and they like to fight over who can shed more. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-21-2011, 01:42 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh yeah, if it weren't for my cats I would still be cluttered but much cleaner. I don't ever want to think of my cats being gone, but they're really up there, and I think I won't get another cat for a long time. Then I'll see some poor little kitteh with a little kitteh face and I'll have absolutely no willpower. Why do critters have such a hold on me? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-21-2011, 02:21 PM	#10
nowhereman sliding down the razor blade of life Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: just over the edge Posts: 228	innocent + cat = mutually exclusive

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