Jugger - Not!

Undertoad · 06-17-2011, 03:46 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25367

classicman · 06-17-2011, 03:51 PM

ewwwww - although I never found her attractive in the first place...
That pic makes her look godawful.

Undertoad · 06-17-2011, 03:54 PM

It's the #1 Google Image result for "flat chested" (NSFW even if you have SafeSearch on).

SamIam · 06-17-2011, 04:29 PM

She looks like she had a double mastectomy. Certainly gives a new meaning to the description "flat chested." She's flatter than Kansas.

classicman · 06-17-2011, 04:34 PM

... Carpenters dream.

jimhelm · 06-17-2011, 07:59 PM

Forget about her flat chest. Look at the size of her head!

BigV · 06-17-2011, 08:45 PM

I think she has a very pretty face, but I don't find that body type most attractive.

DanaC · 06-18-2011, 07:25 AM

When we were in London earlier this year, Sundae took a photo of me that looked lovely from the neck up but made me look completely flat chested. The way my t-shirt fell and the angle of the light just made me look totallyu flat. Just like this girl.

glatt · 06-18-2011, 07:38 AM

I've always thought she was pretty attractive. Yeah, she's thin, but people come in different sizes.

TheMercenary · 06-18-2011, 07:45 AM

She certainly has a long neck.

Trilby · 06-18-2011, 10:48 AM

She is a very beautiful woman.

but she needs a bucket of chicken. Stat.

Spexxvet · 06-18-2011, 11:33 AM

No offense intended, but why is that guy wearing a dress?

Sundae · 06-18-2011, 12:20 PM

I was completely flat-chested until I was half past fifteen.
It took me a LONG time to shake off the negative comments I endured in school.
Okay they were from silly schoolboys, but I was a silly schoolgirl and they hurt like buggery.

NO woman should ever be judged on her chest size, unless she had deliberately chosen it (ie implants) and even then I don't think people should pass judgement.

Men should consider how they would feel if their cocks were permanently on display for people to comment on. About how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus.

None of our Dwellar men have made overly offensive comments. But I'm not exactly uplifted by the direction of the thread.

I've been on both sides, trust me. My teen hero was a girl at our school called Rachel. Three years older than me, bee-sting breasts, cool as fuck. She drove an orange Mini called Martin. I adored her, pretended not to, but she seemed cool with my obvious and slavish devotion anyway. She was an art student (as were all of my female crushes) and very few of them were busty.

Kiera has lollipop-head syndrome. I don't believe that is natural or healthy. But shouldn't we be beyond commenting on her busters? Really?

Clodfobble · 06-18-2011, 01:41 PM

If you really look at it, she's enhancing the flatness on purpose. Look at the gap between her underarm and the top of the dress--that thing has to be no more than a few millimeters above her nipples, which also means it has to be pretty snug to keep it from falling off. Along the left edge you can actually see the boob bulging and then being squashed under the dress.

BigV · 06-18-2011, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Men should consider how they would feel if their cocks were permanently on display for people to comment on. About how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus.

they are! It's just that not all of us have twitter accounts, and some of us have nearsighted girlfriends, so STOP JUDGING ME!!!

06-17-2011, 03:51 PM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	ewwwww - although I never found her attractive in the first place... That pic makes her look godawful. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-17-2011, 04:34 PM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	... Carpenters dream. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-17-2011, 07:59 PM	#6
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Forget about her flat chest. Look at the size of her head! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

06-17-2011, 08:45 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I think she has a very pretty face, but I don't find that body type most attractive. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-18-2011, 07:45 AM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	She certainly has a long neck. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

06-17-2011, 03:46 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Jugger - Not! http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25367

06-17-2011, 03:54 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It's the #1 Google Image result for "flat chested" (NSFW even if you have SafeSearch on).

06-17-2011, 04:29 PM	#4
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	She looks like she had a double mastectomy. Certainly gives a new meaning to the description "flat chested." She's flatter than Kansas.

06-18-2011, 07:38 AM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I've always thought she was pretty attractive. Yeah, she's thin, but people come in different sizes.

06-18-2011, 10:48 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	She is a very beautiful woman. but she needs a bucket of chicken. Stat. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-18-2011, 11:33 AM	#12
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	No offense intended, but why is that guy wearing a dress? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-18-2011, 12:20 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I was completely flat-chested until I was half past fifteen. It took me a LONG time to shake off the negative comments I endured in school. Okay they were from silly schoolboys, but I was a silly schoolgirl and they hurt like buggery. NO woman should ever be judged on her chest size, unless she had deliberately chosen it (ie implants) and even then I don't think people should pass judgement. Men should consider how they would feel if their cocks were permanently on display for people to comment on. About how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus. None of our Dwellar men have made overly offensive comments. But I'm not exactly uplifted by the direction of the thread. I've been on both sides, trust me. My teen hero was a girl at our school called Rachel. Three years older than me, bee-sting breasts, cool as fuck. She drove an orange Mini called Martin. I adored her, pretended not to, but she seemed cool with my obvious and slavish devotion anyway. She was an art student (as were all of my female crushes) and very few of them were busty. Kiera has lollipop-head syndrome. I don't believe that is natural or healthy. But shouldn't we be beyond commenting on her busters? Really? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-18-2011, 01:41 PM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	If you really look at it, she's enhancing the flatness on purpose. Look at the gap between her underarm and the top of the dress--that thing has to be no more than a few millimeters above her nipples, which also means it has to be pretty snug to keep it from falling off. Along the left edge you can actually see the boob bulging and then being squashed under the dress. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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