I was walking along

infinite monkey · 06-30-2011, 09:27 AM

And there was this cat. He was calico. He had two ears. Then he ran.

I saw the mailman. He waved.

Fish sometimes swim around this way and that. It's pretty freaking cool.

I didn't know where else to put this. I thought it deserved its own thread.

footfootfoot · 06-30-2011, 09:57 AM

She was walking along, minding her business, when out of an orange colored sky, Flash! , Bam!, Alakazam!, A two eared calico cat walked by.

ZenGum · 06-30-2011, 09:42 PM

There she was, just a-walkin down the street...

SamIam · 07-01-2011, 05:20 AM

Singing doo-wah, diddy dum, diddy do
She looked good!
She looked fine!

casimendocina · 07-01-2011, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

And there was this cat. He was calico. He had two ears. Then he ran.

I saw the mailman. He waved.

Fish sometimes swim around this way and that. It's pretty freaking cool.

I didn't know where else to put this. I thought it deserved its own thread.

Infi, I like your use of clean, simple sentences. Can I quote you?

Sundae · 07-01-2011, 03:48 PM

The blackbirds are gorging themselves on unripe cherries this year.

I have no idea whether they eat the stones too.
That would certainly make their poo more dangerous. It could crack windscreens.

Also, if I decided that cherry-stuffing would improve their flavour and started to trap them in my garden, would I have to worry about errant stones?

I do not want to crack my teeth.

In truth I suspect I would have to remove the insides anyway, so it is a moot point.
Shot can lodge in any part of the bird, whereas cherry stones will only be found in the digestive system.

ZenGum · 07-01-2011, 09:26 PM

Unless you hunt with a slingshot loaded with cherry stones.

Gravdigr · 07-05-2011, 09:40 PM

The woods are lovely dark and deep

06-30-2011, 09:27 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I was walking along And there was this cat. He was calico. He had two ears. Then he ran. I saw the mailman. He waved. Fish sometimes swim around this way and that. It's pretty freaking cool. I didn't know where else to put this. I thought it deserved its own thread.

06-30-2011, 09:57 AM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	She was walking along, minding her business, when out of an orange colored sky, Flash! , Bam!, Alakazam!, A two eared calico cat walked by. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-30-2011, 09:42 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	There she was, just a-walkin down the street... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-01-2011, 03:48 PM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The blackbirds are gorging themselves on unripe cherries this year. I have no idea whether they eat the stones too. That would certainly make their poo more dangerous. It could crack windscreens. Also, if I decided that cherry-stuffing would improve their flavour and started to trap them in my garden, would I have to worry about errant stones? I do not want to crack my teeth. In truth I suspect I would have to remove the insides anyway, so it is a moot point. Shot can lodge in any part of the bird, whereas cherry stones will only be found in the digestive system. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-01-2011, 09:26 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Unless you hunt with a slingshot loaded with cherry stones. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-01-2011, 05:20 AM	#4
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Singing doo-wah, diddy dum, diddy do She looked good! She looked fine!

07-05-2011, 09:40 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The woods are lovely dark and deep __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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