Jazz Vs News

footfootfoot · 10-28-2011, 09:56 PM

FIGHTS of the CENTURIES

No Holds Barred--CAGE MATCH

Duke Ellington Vs. William Randolph Hearst

Charles Mingus Vs. Rupert Murdoch

Scott Joplin Vs. Jos. Pulitzer

Louis Armstrong Vs. Horace Greeley

Tag Team:

Miles Davis & Herbie Hancock Vs. Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstien

ONE NIGHT ONLY

BigV · 10-28-2011, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

FIGHTS of the CENTURIES

No Holds Barred--CAGE MATCH

Duke Ellington Vs. William Randolph Hearst

Charles Mingus Vs. Rupert Murdoch

Scott Joplin Vs. Jos. Pulitzer

Louis Armstrong Vs. Horace Greeley

Tag Team:

Miles Davis & Herbie Hancock Vs. Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstien

ONE NIGHT ONLY

I'll take Hearst in the first match. Ellington is one for the ages, but Hearst *invented* yellow journalism; it almost doesn't matter who wins the fight, Hearst will get the headlines tomorrow.

Mingus over Murdoch. Murdoch is a fawning sycophant Hearst wannabe, like every angry narcissistic villain. He will lose, but flamboyantly, and blame it on the referee.

Joplin has such moves, such rhythm, I don't think Pulitzer's cerebral style can keep up. Joplin on points.

Armstrong over Greeley. To be honest, I know nothing about Greeley but I've followed Satchmo's career forever. This is an emotional choice, I admit.

The title match... Wow, wow. Woodward and Bernstein are stealthy and persistent, they just never go away. But their opponents Davis and Hancock are brilliant heavy hitters of the first order. If they can get some hits early, then team "Deep Throat" may well choke.

I want ringside seats!

Undertoad · 10-28-2011, 10:15 PM

Don't forget, Davis made a terrible error in his last match by actually facing away from his opponent.

pensive pam · 10-28-2011, 10:23 PM

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Don't forget, Davis made a terrible error in his last match by actually facing away from his opponent.

I guess this is music for older people. I do not recognize a single name? 'Herbie Hancock???' Is this a joke?? but I do respect all musicaly tastes... I would like to participate.

Katy Perry vs Madonna.

I like katy!

BigV · 10-28-2011, 10:29 PM

participate then. look up some of those names, tell us what you think about those matches. keep in mind that they're not all musicians, half are newsmen.

Flint · 10-28-2011, 10:34 PM

Source: Achewood July 18, 2009

classicman · 10-28-2011, 10:34 PM

... and Katy Perry couldn't hold Madonna's panties
(if she was wearing any)

ZenGum · 10-29-2011, 12:45 AM

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then team "Deep Throat" may well choke.

pensive pam · 10-29-2011, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

participate then. look up some of those names, tell us what you think about those matches. keep in mind that they're not all musicians, half are newsmen.

First of all you fucker, you forget that I am almost deaf! yeah?? Remember that? So I can't really tell. I am doing my best to participate; and you ruin it for every1 here!! Are you happy? with that?

Pam.

footfootfoot · 10-29-2011, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Source: Achewood July 18, 2009

Kings of Sapphic erotica...

Pete Zicato · 10-29-2011, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Don't forget, Davis made a terrible error in his last match by actually facing away from his opponent.

Undertoad · 10-29-2011, 01:21 PM

Pete, I'm just glad somebody picked that up. Good on ya!

10-28-2011, 09:56 PM	#1
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BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	participate then. look up some of those names, tell us what you think about those matches. keep in mind that they're not all musicians, half are newsmen. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	... and Katy Perry couldn't hold Madonna's panties (if she was wearing any) __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Don't forget, Davis made a terrible error in his last match by actually facing away from his opponent.

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Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Pete, I'm just glad somebody picked that up. Good on ya!

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