So the DNC was in my driveway

Trilby · 11-07-2011, 06:54 AM

No, they weren't.

I'm just trying to get attention.

Again.

ZenGum · 11-07-2011, 07:31 AM

Pfft.

The RNC was in my driveway.

Goddamn elephant shit everywhere.

Lamplighter · 11-07-2011, 08:41 AM

Neighbors were complaining all night about the braying.

limey · 11-07-2011, 09:23 AM

Round these parts "DNR" means Do Not Resuscitate" ...

Sundae · 11-07-2011, 09:44 AM

The CND were in my garden last night.
Buncha hippy peaceniks lying down and singing songs about not moving.
Very clever ladies, now off you go home.

I'm expecting the residents of Bray Farm next.

Nirvana · 11-07-2011, 09:53 AM

DNR has too many meanings here but hey that's why English is a funny language.

Dept Of Natural Resources , Do Not Resuscitate, Do Not Ridicule

monster · 11-07-2011, 01:08 PM

RUN! DNC! oh, wait....

jimhelm · 11-07-2011, 01:42 PM

you mean walk.....

this way...

Spexxvet · 11-07-2011, 02:18 PM

If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder.

monster · 11-07-2011, 02:38 PM

and what is a tal anyway?

Sundae · 11-07-2011, 02:59 PM

The opposite to a no-tail?
Oh you said tal, sorry.

jimhelm · 11-07-2011, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

and what is a tal anyway?

no idea, but I hear they're banned in the Middle East

Undertoad · 11-07-2011, 03:12 PM

a tal is whut yuh use ta drier self off with.

Spexxvet · 11-07-2011, 03:24 PM

Must be really dry to turn your cum to powder.

infinite monkey · 11-07-2011, 04:00 PM

You guys are nuts.

11-07-2011, 06:54 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	So the DNC was in my driveway No, they weren't. I'm just trying to get attention. Again. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-07-2011, 07:31 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Pfft. The RNC was in my driveway. Goddamn elephant shit everywhere. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-07-2011, 09:23 AM	#4
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Round these parts "DNR" means Do Not Resuscitate" ... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

11-07-2011, 09:44 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The CND were in my garden last night. Buncha hippy peaceniks lying down and singing songs about not moving. Very clever ladies, now off you go home. I'm expecting the residents of Bray Farm next. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-07-2011, 09:53 AM	#6
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	DNR has too many meanings here but hey that's why English is a funny language. Dept Of Natural Resources , Do Not Resuscitate, Do Not Ridicule __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

11-07-2011, 08:41 AM	#3
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Neighbors were complaining all night about the braying.

11-07-2011, 01:08 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	RUN! DNC! oh, wait.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-07-2011, 01:42 PM	#8
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	you mean walk..... this way... __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-07-2011, 02:18 PM	#9
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-07-2011, 02:38 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	and what is a tal anyway? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-07-2011, 02:59 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The opposite to a no-tail? Oh you said tal, sorry. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-07-2011, 03:12 PM	#13
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	a tal is whut yuh use ta drier self off with.

11-07-2011, 03:24 PM	#14
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Must be really dry to turn your cum to powder. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-07-2011, 04:00 PM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	You guys are nuts.

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