November 30th, 2011 Tattoo? F U!

Nirvana · 11-29-2011, 10:15 PM

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

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zippyt · 11-29-2011, 10:42 PM

And yet another reason NOT to get a Tattoo

ZenGum · 11-29-2011, 10:54 PM

... ow!

And how does she know it ISN'T a scene from Narnia? Did Mr Tumnus never $#!% in the woods?

Lamplighter · 11-29-2011, 11:38 PM

If true, it was a mean-spirited, infantile, terrible thing to do.
A midnight radical-circumcision, at the artist's discretion, is in order.

jimhelm · 11-30-2011, 12:26 AM

That stinks! What a Shitty way to get even. I wouldn't take that kind of crap.

Ok...I'll stop... I am pooped from making shitty puns anyway.

Trilby · 11-30-2011, 02:31 AM

I don't think that's real.

it sure don't look shiny - like a freshly laid tat usually does.

I call bullsh**

ZenGum · 11-30-2011, 05:04 AM

"No, no, no. I said back that shit up".

Seriously, if this is real, tattoo dude is in trouble, and I think could be done for assault. A contract signed when one party is drunk is invalid on grounds of diminished responsibility.

ogwen69 · 11-30-2011, 06:53 AM

The humour on here is going down the pan. I mean, it's not like we're flush with quality jokes?

infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 07:20 AM

If we could see her fece I'd be more convinced.

monster · 11-30-2011, 07:27 AM

does this make me a party pooper?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...s-crap-8764319

wolf · 11-30-2011, 09:23 AM

People get some stupid shit tattooed on themselves. Why not a heaping pile of shit. Heck, a friend of mine has bubbles coming out of her ass.

She started with a nice cherub, and it went downhill from there, especially while she was dating a tattoo artist.

CaliforniaMama · 12-01-2011, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

People get some stupid shit tattooed on themselves. Why not a heaping pile of shit. Heck, a friend of mine has bubbles coming out of her ass.

She started with a nice cherub, and it went downhill from there, especially while she was dating a tattoo artist.

Oooh, bubbles!

That inspires me.

Maybe some milk drips on the tits?

DucksNuts · 12-01-2011, 01:48 AM

I think thats awesome.

Im disappointed its not real

sandypossum · 12-01-2011, 07:21 AM

Reminds me of this story:

11-29-2011, 10:15 PM	#1
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	November 30th, 2011 Tattoo? F U! Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.” No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist. LINK __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

11-29-2011, 10:42 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	And yet another reason NOT to get a Tattoo __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-29-2011, 10:54 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	... ow! And how does she know it ISN'T a scene from Narnia? Did Mr Tumnus never $#!% in the woods? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-30-2011, 12:26 AM	#5
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	That stinks! What a Shitty way to get even. I wouldn't take that kind of crap. Ok...I'll stop... I am pooped from making shitty puns anyway. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-30-2011, 02:31 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I don't think that's real. it sure don't look shiny - like a freshly laid tat usually does. I call bullsh** __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-29-2011, 11:38 PM	#4
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	If true, it was a mean-spirited, infantile, terrible thing to do. A midnight radical-circumcision, at the artist's discretion, is in order.

11-30-2011, 05:04 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"No, no, no. I said back that shit up". Seriously, if this is real, tattoo dude is in trouble, and I think could be done for assault. A contract signed when one party is drunk is invalid on grounds of diminished responsibility. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-30-2011, 06:53 AM	#8
ogwen69 Custom User Title goes here Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 42	The humour on here is going down the pan. I mean, it's not like we're flush with quality jokes?

11-30-2011, 07:20 AM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	If we could see her fece I'd be more convinced.

11-30-2011, 07:27 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	does this make me a party pooper? http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...s-crap-8764319 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-30-2011, 09:23 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	People get some stupid shit tattooed on themselves. Why not a heaping pile of shit. Heck, a friend of mine has bubbles coming out of her ass. She started with a nice cherub, and it went downhill from there, especially while she was dating a tattoo artist. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-01-2011, 01:48 AM	#13
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I think thats awesome. Im disappointed its not real

12-01-2011, 07:21 AM	#14
sandypossum tri-continental dag hag Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 247	Reminds me of this story: Attached Images __________________ you're never too old to have a happy childhood

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