What are you Chewing RWN

Carrot Pilausson · 04-23-2012, 01:12 PM

Right Woofing Now I am chewing paddywack it is all slimy and smells good and when I roll on my back it goes down my throat and that isnt good mummy says what are you chewing RWN?

monster · 04-23-2012, 03:54 PM

Brazil nuts

classicman · 04-23-2012, 04:44 PM

Ironically enough - a carrot.

DanaC · 04-23-2012, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Ironically enough - a carrot.

Hahahaha. Nice.

I am chewing a piece of toffee.

infinite monkey · 04-23-2012, 05:09 PM

I just chewed a couple tacos. And my thumb. I don't know what a paddywhack is but maybe I need one.

DanaC · 04-23-2012, 05:12 PM

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Paddywhack (also spelt Paddywack) or Nuchal ligament/Ligamentum nuchae, is a strong elastic ligament or tendon in the midline of the neck of sheep or cattle which relieves the animal of the weight of its head.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddywhack

Mmmm tasty ligament.

infinite monkey · 04-23-2012, 05:15 PM

Might not be too bad. I've almost reached ligaments in my thumb.

monster · 04-23-2012, 09:59 PM

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my whore;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

regular.joe · 04-23-2012, 10:32 PM

What amazes me the most I think is that the original poster is clearly a bit crazy. The population of the Cellar answers said crazy poster with the most sincere and truthful answers, clearly totally ignoring the insane portion of the post. I'm not sure if this is out of some sort of respect, or because we are all just a bit crazy.

ZenGum · 04-23-2012, 10:43 PM

Oh, we're all mad here. You'll fit right in.

classicman · 04-24-2012, 12:01 AM

He's a puppy, Joe. You really think he's even the least bit sane?

ZenGum · 04-24-2012, 12:25 AM

Across the road from my window is a park/oval which includes a dogs-off-leash play area. I often get to see the dogs racing around, playing, having fun, chasing balls, sniffing butts, making friends with other dogs, being enthusiastic about LIFE! Meanwhile the humans stand around trying to look Serious and Respectable.

Sometimes I think dogs are the sanest things on the planet.

Except the butt-sniffing.

monster · 04-24-2012, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by regular.joe

What amazes me the most I think is that the original poster is clearly a bit crazy. The population of the Cellar answers said crazy poster with the most sincere and truthful answers, clearly totally ignoring the insane portion of the post. I'm not sure if this is out of some sort of respect, or because we are all just a bit crazy.

Or, we all know the OP is a puppy who is just learning his internet skillz and is still working on punctuation.

you pick the more plausible option....

BigV · 04-24-2012, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

snip--

Except the butt-sniffing.

I just want to ask... how do you know?

ZenGum · 04-24-2012, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

I just want to ask... how do you know?

Here we go again.

I teach students, but do they call me Zengum the Teacher? Nooooo.
I do first aid, but do they call me Zengum the first-aider? Nooooooo.
I read lots of books, but do they call me Zengum the reader? Nooo-ooo-ooo.

But you sniff one butt, just one little butt, just once, just to see what it's like, and from then on ...

04-23-2012, 01:12 PM	#1
Carrot Pilausson Non-Newbie Sort Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 6	What are you Chewing RWN Right Woofing Now I am chewing paddywack it is all slimy and smells good and when I roll on my back it goes down my throat and that isnt good mummy says what are you chewing RWN?

04-23-2012, 03:54 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Brazil nuts __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-23-2012, 04:44 PM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Ironically enough - a carrot. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-23-2012, 09:59 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	This old man, he played one, He played knick-knack on my thumb; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home. This old man, he played two, He played knick-knack on my shoe; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home. This old man, he played three, He played knick-knack on my knee; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home. This old man, he played four, He played knick-knack on my whore; With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-23-2012, 10:32 PM	#9
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	What amazes me the most I think is that the original poster is clearly a bit crazy. The population of the Cellar answers said crazy poster with the most sincere and truthful answers, clearly totally ignoring the insane portion of the post. I'm not sure if this is out of some sort of respect, or because we are all just a bit crazy. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

04-23-2012, 05:09 PM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I just chewed a couple tacos. And my thumb. I don't know what a paddywhack is but maybe I need one.

04-23-2012, 05:15 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Might not be too bad. I've almost reached ligaments in my thumb.

04-23-2012, 10:43 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh, we're all mad here. You'll fit right in. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-24-2012, 12:01 AM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	He's a puppy, Joe. You really think he's even the least bit sane? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-24-2012, 12:25 AM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Across the road from my window is a park/oval which includes a dogs-off-leash play area. I often get to see the dogs racing around, playing, having fun, chasing balls, sniffing butts, making friends with other dogs, being enthusiastic about LIFE! Meanwhile the humans stand around trying to look Serious and Respectable. Sometimes I think dogs are the sanest things on the planet. Except the butt-sniffing. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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