Was Andy Griffith secretly a Muslim?

chrisinhouston · 07-04-2012, 01:20 PM

He was buried less than 5 hours after his death and Muslims usually bury their dead with in 24 hours so one can only wonder about this. And while he did do some gospel music recordings that could have just been a diversion so folks would not know.

Someone needs to interview Donald Trump and I hope Sheriff Joe Arpaio will get his Cold Case Posse on this right away!

Gravdigr · 07-04-2012, 02:55 PM

Aw, FFS.

Rhianne · 07-04-2012, 05:18 PM

Mr. Griffith with one of his famous halal hot dogs.

DanaC · 07-04-2012, 05:30 PM

Hurr hurr

infinite monkey · 07-04-2012, 05:33 PM

I don't understand this thread. Is there something important going on?

DanaC · 07-04-2012, 06:11 PM

Well, as of that search, we're third result for 'Andy Griffith muslim'...

Pico and ME · 07-04-2012, 06:34 PM

Just now, when I did it, it was first...lol.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-04-2012, 09:57 PM

I thought Andy Griffith was a member of the Church of The Whale Penis.

zippyt · 07-04-2012, 10:07 PM

AG a Muslum , No !!!

Nirvana · 07-04-2012, 10:43 PM

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classicman · 07-05-2012, 01:20 AM

nice one Nirvana.

DanaC · 07-05-2012, 05:11 AM

'sack lunch'? Never heard that term before!

ZenGum · 07-05-2012, 07:01 AM

That is a remarkably quick burial, though. Don't some kinds of Judaism also go for quick burials?

chrisinhouston · 07-05-2012, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

That is a remarkably quick burial, though. Don't some kinds of Judaism also go for quick burials?

Seriously, this is what my wife and I said. In most states if a person dies at home and is not in Hospice care they have to do an autopsy to ensure the death was a natural one. And in Texas even if someone is in Hospice care and dies at home there is a rule that the burial must be no sooner then 24 hours from the death.

CNN noted that no cause of death had been released either by the EMS team that went to the home or by the mortuary that handled the burial. I looked up embalming and it can be done in 2-3 hours so either they were very prepared to do it or it was what is called a "green burial" which some states allow and some don't.

infinite monkey · 07-05-2012, 08:14 AM

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Legendary actor and comedian Andy Griffith was laid to rest quickly, buried by family less than five hours after he died.

Griffith's body was placed in a grave on Roanoke Island near the coast of North Carolina at approximately 11:30 a.m., a funeral spokesman told CNN.

"It had been planned for some time," said the spokesman. "This was the wish of his family."

http://news.yahoo.com/andy-griffith-...opstories.html

Quote:

Traditional funeral customs often allow for a more extended period between death and burial, so family and friends may have more opportunity to visit and pay their respects.

Still, said Stegall, "the family's wishes are always abided by."

"Andy was a person of incredibly strong Christian faith and was prepared for the day he would be called Home to his Lord," Griffith's wife, Cindi, said in a statement on Tuesday.

http://www.wibw.com/home/nationalnew...161357685.html

Quote:

A green funeral seeks to return one’s remains back to the
earth as simply and directly as possible, thus avoiding
embalming and metal caskets that are common in today’s
modern funerals. Green funerals are becoming
increasingly popular as they are environmentally friendly,
affordable and allow families to customize their memorial
services prior to following or at the graveside.

http://ncgreenfunerals.com/Home.html <-------- psst, North Carolina.

Geez that was like no work at all debunking the lastest stupid conspiracy theory.

07-04-2012, 01:20 PM	#1
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Was Andy Griffith secretly a Muslim? He was buried less than 5 hours after his death and Muslims usually bury their dead with in 24 hours so one can only wonder about this. And while he did do some gospel music recordings that could have just been a diversion so folks would not know. Someone needs to interview Donald Trump and I hope Sheriff Joe Arpaio will get his Cold Case Posse on this right away!

07-04-2012, 02:55 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Aw, FFS. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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07-04-2012, 10:07 PM	#9
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	AG a Muslum , No !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Mr. Griffith with one of his famous halal hot dogs.

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classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	nice one Nirvana. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That is a remarkably quick burial, though. Don't some kinds of Judaism also go for quick burials? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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