I just had the Cops called on me !!!!!

zippyt · 09-22-2012, 06:46 PM

I just had the Cops called on me !!!!!
I was sitting here surfing about the web , minding my own biz ,
when KNOCK KNOCK on the front door ,
its a Sheriffs deputy ,
Sir i had a complaint that some body was shooting ,
well sir i was just a bit ago ,
what and where were you shooting ,
a .22 pistol and i was shooting right over there into that log laid up against our burn basket ( slightly down hill in to the log/ burn basket ),
what were you shooting at ?
some OLD cans of coke and the such
Well sir you know how far a bullet can travel ,
yes sir thats why i was shooting into that log with the semi full burn basket as a back stop ,
well sir Please be carful ,
yes sir

we got a new fridge a week or so ago and there were a few cans of Caffeine free diet coke , sprite , and mountain dew that had been in there for YEARS , i won't drink that crap !!!!!!
its no fun to just throw them away , so i shoot them , then put the remains in the Aluminum recycle basket
and we live in the county were it legal to shoot in your yard ( as long as its done SAFELY )
i guess the folks that are renting the house next door dont know this or didnt have the Ballz to come say something .

Hmmmmm , i guess it time to construct that shooting range i have been thinking about for a while

monster · 09-22-2012, 07:04 PM

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monster · 09-22-2012, 07:08 PM

Anyway, I've had the cops called on me for letting my kid read this:

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So there. Nanananananah :p

footfootfoot · 09-22-2012, 09:10 PM

My first thought when I read the thread title was, "What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez."

Fucking neighbors.

zippyt · 09-22-2012, 10:13 PM

"What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez."

Yeah i Know , i guess im slippen in my Old age

Fucking neighbors.

monster · 09-22-2012, 10:27 PM

you can call the cops on fucken neighbors if they're too loud late at night.....

footfootfoot · 09-22-2012, 11:09 PM

Too bad you can't call the cops on them for being pussies.

skysidhe · 09-22-2012, 11:23 PM

They just don't know how lucky they are.

I'm sure you'll be making friends soon enough. One day it will be beer...bbq and ..laying nakid on the river.

zippyt · 09-22-2012, 11:55 PM

Doubtfully Sky

jimhelm · 09-23-2012, 12:04 AM

You know what jeff foxworthy would say.

sexobon · 09-23-2012, 12:28 AM

[Jeff Foxworthy]You know your neighbors are rednecks if they call the cops on you when they hear shots fired; because, you didn't invite them over for the shoot.[/Jeff Foxworthy]

Gravdigr · 09-23-2012, 04:19 PM

Yeah, fucking neighbors...

Dogs barking all day every fucking day...but kick their door in one time...

"Hello Offi--HEYwhatswiththebracelets?"

Fucking neighbors.

Gravdigr · 09-23-2012, 04:21 PM

Zip, you may have to join philthy and me over here on the Group W bench.

Griff · 09-23-2012, 05:44 PM

Been a series of home invasions here over the last month armed neighbors are a good thing imho. May or may not be related Merlin went off in the middle of the night last night which he never does unless someone is on the porch.

limey · 09-23-2012, 06:11 PM

Ah! The group W bench ...

Sent by thought transference

09-22-2012, 06:46 PM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I just had the Cops called on me !!!!! I just had the Cops called on me !!!!! I was sitting here surfing about the web , minding my own biz , when KNOCK KNOCK on the front door , its a Sheriffs deputy , Sir i had a complaint that some body was shooting , well sir i was just a bit ago , what and where were you shooting , a .22 pistol and i was shooting right over there into that log laid up against our burn basket ( slightly down hill in to the log/ burn basket ), what were you shooting at ? some OLD cans of coke and the such Well sir you know how far a bullet can travel , yes sir thats why i was shooting into that log with the semi full burn basket as a back stop , well sir Please be carful , yes sir we got a new fridge a week or so ago and there were a few cans of Caffeine free diet coke , sprite , and mountain dew that had been in there for YEARS , i won't drink that crap !!!!!! its no fun to just throw them away , so i shoot them , then put the remains in the Aluminum recycle basket and we live in the county were it legal to shoot in your yard ( as long as its done SAFELY ) i guess the folks that are renting the house next door dont know this or didnt have the Ballz to come say something . Hmmmmm , i guess it time to construct that shooting range i have been thinking about for a while __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-22-2012, 07:04 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	: __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-22-2012, 07:08 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Anyway, I've had the cops called on me for letting my kid read this: So there. Nanananananah :p __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-22-2012, 09:10 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	My first thought when I read the thread title was, "What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez." Fucking neighbors. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-22-2012, 10:13 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	"What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez." Yeah i Know , i guess im slippen in my Old age Fucking neighbors. __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-22-2012, 10:27 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you can call the cops on fucken neighbors if they're too loud late at night..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-22-2012, 11:09 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Too bad you can't call the cops on them for being pussies. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-22-2012, 11:23 PM	#8
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	They just don't know how lucky they are. I'm sure you'll be making friends soon enough. One day it will be beer...bbq and ..laying nakid on the river.

09-22-2012, 11:55 PM	#9
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Doubtfully Sky __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-23-2012, 12:04 AM	#10
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	You know what jeff foxworthy would say. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

09-23-2012, 12:28 AM	#11
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	[Jeff Foxworthy]You know your neighbors are rednecks if they call the cops on you when they hear shots fired; because, you didn't invite them over for the shoot.[/Jeff Foxworthy]

09-23-2012, 04:19 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, fucking neighbors... Dogs barking all day every fucking day...but kick their door in one time... "Hello Offi--HEYwhatswiththebracelets?" Fucking neighbors. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-23-2012, 04:21 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Zip, you may have to join philthy and me over here on the Group W bench. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-23-2012, 05:44 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Been a series of home invasions here over the last month armed neighbors are a good thing imho. May or may not be related Merlin went off in the middle of the night last night which he never does unless someone is on the porch. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-23-2012, 06:11 PM	#15
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Ah! The group W bench ... Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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